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Show DID It EVER OCCUR TO YOU f That guilty anen rdo hot want justice, they want the jury. That to an amateur golfer one might suggest an hoe rather than a golf stick, for digging a hole. ', " ! " ' ' ; . That the reason , happiness never seems to hatch for some people is because they are continually con-tinually chasing the hen oft the nest. . That youth has its aches as well as old age but they are in far different locations. That strikes always hit the publicbut they always hit the strikers harder. That the next party who tries to ascend Mount Everest should get a Ford car in on the deal. That nothing grows faster than a grievance. No bigger than a knat when born it may become the size of a burro in tewnty-four hours. That Marconfmay talk about Radio dreams but he never gets laughed at. That if the p! 0 Department will not permit a Postoffice for Copperfield it will not be on account ac-count of John Knudsen. That the "Order of Mules" was the name of a secret society organized or-ganized in West Virginia and Kentucky. Wonder when they intend organizing in the West? - That American girls will have better sense than to return to the street sweeping dresses of former days let the Parisians do as they please, but, American dressers should rule. I That the national sport today is dodging, the poor are dodging automobiles, and the rich dodge taxes. That WaltMason claims to have . tried 9,584 rheumatism cures Walt is lucky to be in a position to maybe try out the re-mainer re-mainer 46 before reaching the 10,000 mark. ' That Henry Ford's dream for the creation of a monster indust-rial indust-rial community at Muscle Shoals, Ala. through the control of thq government's water power project pro-ject there will not materialize. i That grey hair is said now to be the prevailing fashion, lucky we are fashionable once. , |
