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Show ' plalrt of tho -captiori .'and ;'cohtritdlctforii .tiytliS'o(itlIjagrecabfo coSrcratfo't nod society,' Ait infinite! rattre dlsagrccn-bte-cltfw ''tm'ftiif'pMtUial fialf io Jest aad tilfitt earnest; neither rddo CBODgh f to giro yoa nir excasofor a rnpturc nor wHty'toOfiS tyTatonii ,fdtf tbeir' f bpertll . .dcbco by their ability .-Y -..--fn" " Xatifceo resides fo ttjw'Mngs.wfioJiofai w-i thcoflicoorecreclmatJ.Breriscerof tltepoor, V;; constable, jjosiriastcr, dttetlonec highway atTcyor:.ndmmistrato'r;ilciitcnaut "Iti'fl. ; military corps, keeps S'',hotci;"o'tib of the ,1 best in tlio cdabty of Jilddlesox and also keeps iTwn"61efale'grwcryt0YolnTo8ton:, The Baeu gentleman lias also Oiled, the military officcs eolencl, major and high iwjttte. TVtt dare say that bo coold ran a - 5 uanki SBperiatend ft railroad, and edit a ewspaper.i'n addition. t tojte JtrarTMs'i Hhc uamo of a pn . eon.. lUrose'rom the; following cfrqom-stances: cfrqom-stances: A-kloff In India had a gt eat jog I " made,, and a trunk' of a tree for the atop plcilnttf, which; ho Vas,accnstjmed to put prisoners, of war. On .one occasionlje had, about one huudred.'mcn ln.lt. The, "stop, pleura In, and ho stood on the top of It; when he'alr Insldo. became so dcriso tlmt the stopptourct out,, carrying," the king aome hundred yarda'into the, nlr, 'Since theu- titeris, have; tbecft,n6. .stone, Jum, IhoagHJurr 'pnoii" have reccired the sanaa;. ,:r 'J" - -' l A-j ,Qoqw .Stoby A. (food- story; Is olloaVthat fcltitcn of ildd 9prlPK, Calk fornta,j., could v Gild MnotUtog anfficlently superb In tSalnt Louis to "pass at -Mod Springs; ho, was, saying almost cqtetantly that circrythlnas.tciryell, but it wouldn't paaa at JIud Springs. AUcngthjho'.Wa Introduced Into the family of a. rich merchant, who had 4 i daughter ('just Uinetccn years 'old ? the young lady admired,, nor, lorcd .the Calf i forukn, and tbo'merchdnt. thought of in stigating a marriages lie took th Cali-. Cali-. fdrnlau aside; arid satd: uWclI;"sir, J am iPaofbujlnes3and.I Judgefypu are, Uow. sir, what do you f hiok.of my daugh ; lCrt";;;bo . lutcrrogatqry momentarily 'rtJed the gentleman from Mud Springs; buthoroseaboTfttljoBgJtatldn, ondns 'BiMlf again; as ho.rcpKed; 4'Velt old .!?!W.yonr K'ri' a snorter, but- I'll be darned if "Atfll pass aVMud Springsr ,.T"?v 1.?" jraxcMsa. Tnro or the ; little jvngltsli tnnccsscs onco went Into a roqmthere a serraut wu polishing a istovo grate, and Ihsistwl on" '"helping" lier. After getting iwsscsion of the brushes, they pollshed 'tlie woman's face; Instead of the grate,' ifho servant was ready to, sink with contusion, for she ,cou!d not Iearo the nnartmcut without f .eucounterinu; Pnce, Albert. He., was ill tonlahed to see so dirty on object craerg: !$ J?l? flm, W Toomj. and Indignantly in-If in-If 'lU'rei !',t?fiI?S offc Wo servant 1 xdueUntly told him; it sdoa reached the If , ' I ar,?r 110 Qn,and she was seen cross-r' cross-r' vflS1"1' 11,0 tw0 Princesses I W tO hand, towards the servant's' quaN WJ AW; JJf''jfJty out the well we-ll Cd Ceer'-d.w8br Mk -ler Von, Vi "Sv i4al ftt ooco 10 nearest mil a Kntry d.aI "tkblwhment, tZwuL a complete outfit-lreis, wnnct shuwl B i" lieanSr tUe tbey had soUed i ! "!tlr,OW,n aiH nsequenUv E- rhelc supply of that useful commod ty wm m HtfS? WIW bnt this they sa" ll f (ey dtd'ut care'foin the least-lo (act llHS rolIie,r p,eeil hera ttai othcrwiie-lt Uli 7A.uiD.S thft' ,QcARRtLs,--Two llilngs. wt!! (0nsi4erj , td,-; woofupf cte,oi Mipy4(mlrrel. t,B;rt, taharo K.wtH secrtlnetl whctbcr;,we. ?ri , not disputing' abot terms rather. lh . things; and, sedly, to cxaralno whttber ; that on which wo-difftr Ja worth: contending contend-ing about ( Wnxr wirrxiis ark roa. A gcnUctnBn rcclihlnff opon a sofa oho summer day, : called Ms waiter to briny hits Hi hand- ' kerchief. The order was instantly obey- ed( !I161d It ta my noso' nr,, another demwd, Jho servant .did so. After, 1 huWiBg It there a ralnato or two, the sprawling gentleman sprang to the Moor; i and et him beadteng, at the same llmo remarking- "Yoh grand rascnl, yea knew what I, wanted, .vMy didn't you bhur How tie Ksxmkd rrl A yonngScotch gltl Inqaired of a gcatlenian In -broad Scotch, in Boston i the road to Trc'tnout llourt. Ifo desired her to follow him, and asked tier how long since she, had arrived ar-rived from Scotland. "Sax weeks, yet hObor. Oil their arrival at their deatina. tlon, hi Very coolly iminlred: "lfod,lr wal yo'Jist tell ma hoo ye. kenned I was fraScotInir' - Vif tr Hosffe"! I will bet ybn' a botile. of "wlai, that you ffcall descend from that, chair before I ask yoa, twice," "JDobc," tnfd the geatkman, wljo sceraett determined not .to obey the summons so obediently.,, "Coao dowtu" "1 will, not," was the reply. "Thea stop an tilllastyoo a second time." The gentleman havlaf no'des'retdretals Lis position aaiit that period, came down from the chair and bis opponent won the wngtr. A StwtK. Some of "Wwhlflgton Ir-vtng Ir-vtng similw are admirably lllnstratiro. How excellently k the assumed magnitude magni-tude of power to effect nothing ridiculed, whea the author slops to breathe, he says; after a passage k coainteted, "like the Dth tambler, who took a start of three miles for the purpose of Jamping over, a hill, bt hating jot out of breath by tto lime he reached its foot, tat quietly dawn for, a few moments to Wowt an4s then walked oyer ft at leisure." "l . A Cle;te 0MA.Nf, who had $300 ia gold deposited la one of thotwestern bankt, stepj)cd an to the counter tiio th-crlnyj th-crlnyj prcseated'hU cjjrtiCcato, andf-e-maaded bfs goW -lie was paid, when ho iahUo the banker,, "Vot you glf for, golt oowehr.. ''Five, per cent,,?' was, the res-poiOAf res-poiOAf "Oh,yaw, dat ,lsh. goot I. sell job dese, forgoot pnpr moalsi.fl f'All right," was thercply", and $315 w carrctt-cy carrctt-cy waa handed the expositor, who look, $15 from his roll of note, and handed back 306. Mvfatff "t ilctMMfu .l.tt mlt ion. YonVo, .I,secs.' And. taking hi, new certificate he. departed with, his $15fprcmiaui'. , , . . . |