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Show flip " " ' rJut'wA l9win.-AVJ.cri Etricirwl, Kxg I ' : tno Saxoa KIrtg ot NorttmniBcrlatirl fn MM: 'Taded WolMjoud it'os Bbonttogive.bat 1 , 'U?tb:the Uritons, lie observed ncarjtiq a m? tfiey, . ,hot of unarmed menV JIc Jii- f W , .qulml who they were, ond wliat Uicwero Ift? MoS-- Ho.was.toW they .Wire monks or 9 -Mmi- Uangofprajlbg: .'Said the hcuthen iiiliice, I mm- ",ey, l'ye began the Dght against ua: titi B Wf- tack.thfnj firaVf 1 i c ' I!M BPjl'SJ". .MJ ft youDg geiitieraau to on M , elderlj onoin(ajvliifo, cratntf whom lib B 'v orcrtooV a'feir mijes tfrom Little 4lock. ''Jttitfgwrngtb'hearep, my M; i have K iJeeaouf thcTwayN there fofr .'eighteen' W j y"""' Vc, goo4 bye, old .fellow, r if Jk :-i JOu laye l)eeU itraTcIlngtowrd hcateu i eighteen ycara nd.,goUuo nearer to It i V. , than. Arkansag, I'll toko another route." H RscaiiTios.-Uccrcations is Intended Mi totboniludns whetting is to the scythe; ijrjf ho, therefore, who sjiendj hla whole time fa recreation is crcr whetting, nerer mowing WD w SrMa najr gro wjind his seed starve ; MW-f? M coutrarlly, ho that olway toils and t . nevetrjcrcates",' Is ever mowing,., new. Hli 4 whettlng-ilttborfng 'mneli to; little -por- ', Wittt ids Ecno AswKKs,-.Vha't mU: y rtgbtJJWritc; AYhit ig ncccsMry for i far- fife mer to assist him? System. What wonld jit ' f 87; Whid-:tDa thd-grcatcBt;' delfghtf I2VF Wght. What is the best piece of counsel & ', KWenbyajasticeofU.o peace? Peace. Wm I .? comm-lt 106 greatest abomthatloas? I mi Vie " - greatest terrificr? 11 wnwflUs6Kii.oB WtAatso W McsTAcnfc A curloai inquirer has been ml to draw up a- table , of the different ml re,a?sf wearing a mustache. HarinR W qoestioned not fewer tlian, one thousand mm P9ou 80; adorned, their answers have MM' helwdLlm-ttf the following result: To ' loWhyio?' J59. aTbldcatching c5ld, Wmi f,2lt0 hT twlh- 6i t taliwaV Mm I T Pwml'1't now, 5; to avoid belns Mm 22 Ttt EnK.ll'um abroad, 1; bf-' iWt Set ain l? Xh ? bemuse ffrf SclJilH5?0lu?t?e 22lV because WM ' ttl ot tfrMs 2 because It Is nr- ili4 because they were rinecrs 3- MM i 'lJftV?' nibecansdufeyha WiJ Ktt' conl,uen,t' J 1 becans the wife WiW'i r ?; Vtuey havoweak lun'cs If11 ,6J becua,w ,u CU as a resplrator 9 It 11. lc??,,r?, bceau.eU fs ton KTi . Wa "tucthmg10; because hrsnccle .did not, l.-JEBjH,AVa: J - - willlPHilPUl.l lllnwffl1lyTJw:tJBlflWWJllli;lltl i n.rtpyfi,ip. jftOTpWO; to tLosE,--Ther6i nr jnany wwnswlio give, tk3isclves, a great deal of Imaginary tronblei itjoiteVa useless ftd thatiof tfee H)n who was afraid he had lost money by the failure of a lianks As soon as 1 beard of it, ay heart jumped right op Into my tooiitli 'Nowf" think I,. " fyosin I've' got any bill Or that lauM I'm gone If I have lliat'i n. fact.'' So I put.on my coat, and .started for bom&, jnst as fajtmsmy .Iftt would Carry, me, ' th fact iJ; I ran nil the way. Aiid wtteii. . t t'flt thitrn. T Irinlfrcl liopffnll. nnlt foiind i (bat I hadn't got any bills.on.ttiit bauk uora ffithf. Then jt,eli. easier l)o' it Ilils Eofprf-Sir' Archibald Archi-bald Alisoftj in his hwtory of Europe, write as follows 'It never rdni( lit Egypt, Centuries may1 i-larMe without more than a shower of drixzHngaust mofs-(ening mofs-(ening the surface of the soil J.t fs said that it has not Wiiitil in Kgyfit for 1100 years.' A, corrcspoulcnt of the iTMt writes nfroin Atcwndria-, Oct, 21, 1859, as follow? "Kiijiliiduncn exprcsttlitlr totiWmicnt at the rains lately experienced,, having come with thff erroneous. liuprr iipli that 1t ;novcr rained III Egypt." U j-on j-on tliij it ts nsked whether the rain which Is "referred to-by the aitovo. correspondent', is tlio 6rit,wblch has appeared, in Egypt for 'ni0 yeafsL ; Tut IniKjlof Jl?cots a, Mah.-VXi', I nra a ti)a,.nnd woo is me for bavitg been such a fool, when I was a boy; 1 hated my book and took more pains to forget my lemons than crcr I did to learn them. What a dun?e I was, creu over; my'spcllingl Always at the bdltoni of my class, and my books thumbed nuddog-enred, nuddog-enred, and cried over the very , emblem ofduncehood "Do, Clmricj, learn your lesson,"' said my Jothcr;"or you will be fit for nothing wbcii'a man," Dot dear Charles, gitoyow mind fd "iook or I shall bo ashamed orowntng you for a bojv" said my poor mother, But no! I must give my mind (o whipping tops and- eating eat-ing cukes, and a fiuo scholar they made, mel Kow there wis Fred. (Jones, lie liked play well enough, but. he liked read ing better; and he lcariied more out of school bours than I did la them, t'red. Jones Is now, liko myself, a man, but a; very different kind of a man.. He has uidds friend among Hie viie, tho hduor-able hduor-able aud'tho learned; I cannot be admiu tcd"td-thelifBcfiBalutaiicc He can interest inter-est a whole company with useful Information Informa-tion lam obligedW'Tje silent, or; talk about the weather or niy neighbors. 1 can' make out a bill of parcel, bat I blunder blun-der over a letter to a ' friend; I Jjco my error now, bal It Is too latcv I have no tiino to read, for I mu.it work for daily bread; and jfl had, J could not turn niy reading to proCt, JJehold the Wtlcr, fruits" pf'ildlcness n cfilldhoo. Alttt Jncibury, ' AoBnEsi.io ifAspx.-f'Jasob, why. are you'jta cross at homer ryon pro " my jilcaamt. whenl abrodn . This isomothjng wb do not.tiridcr8tondj'for, yon Vay" you love your family more than, you do others. 1 ltra att old adage,. you kn'owj" that' actions 1 hticak louder, iban'wprilsj therefore, .wliat 1 shall vre say tr thW "Y1icto ts.the proof of lova'to'your family, if' Uiey arc- not treated' 'with as mutlr.considtratloii and kindness, ns'.athers, .with whonti ydu min. glem tho associations ofliro?' Is It uot' thc.fuet that you do not try j to control yonrself as'yoti ought when lit your Vwu liqnsej . Hero wo have hit tho iinil on the bend, and you cannot deuy.lt. jS'ow1, just lopk nt ihu matter n lu' n mirrort-nud sec tho.reflcciton, You go (or.tli lu morning to your daily nvocntion, aud are .brought In contact vith Individuals lu, varicil clr-'cumttuuees, clr-'cumttuuees, arid to alt you aro obliging attentive aud pleasant; yon put' tip: with their whitnr, caprices .and Irritability, and crush down the Indignation that rises in your heart, and keep back thp words of tvmicr you aro tcuipted to speak; and alt. this because your interest, demands It; Then you. come houie 'at nfght with ,a frown ou your facc,find faulttllh your wifc,,5Cold,your children, slam.thefdoprs, .rnoodilyrcadyour"!'pripcr," klck.-tho; cat; and in pcevisliticsi or eiillcnneKs'sucjik off io bid, Aht Jason, Jason) your hcurt tiecclris you7 ,AVhat a man you (arcl Control yourself tcontrol yourself 1 You 'ati do Jt, and, if determiucd,'urionitf you will Wit." . . ' |