| Show Matt Election time has arrived early this year the Mumbling One knows it's early because all the candidates have to get up at least by 5 o'clock to put all the signs back up that blew down during preceding and if that isn't it's the night This though election time brought new with it Not only do voters get to cast for most wonderful people in tin world so their platforms but they also get to do this casting in those mechanized voting And voting machines should not be taken In they can't be taken that way because they weigh a thousand pounds This is why the noisy room of the Library is noisier than ever the Annex floor has enough trouble holding up remember the predicted enrollment students without adding pounds of voting machine and all voting was transferred to the Building of where Presidents competed with less-known men like Shakespeare and Some sneaky soul ran around campus telling everybody that voting on machines was sort of like riding in the front seat of the roller and you can imagine what a panic this People ran in and checked off their names and waved little slips of yellow paper at little snips of red while the curtains of the machines wrapped themselves around people's throats and not a few freshmen had to be put on blue-card reserve for Sophomores arrived in hordes like and then felt picked on because they had to vote in a special juniors were confident they knew which little knobs to pull and ended up voting for all the candidates they and Seniors insisted in writing in a whole new causing no end of trouble because everyone knows that seniors are The elections might have gone completely to the if Henry Franke hadn't been there in his Bermuda |
