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Show ways discounts a frown, That it sounds impoliksto s a little ma a big fool. ; That once in awhile one4 . V an automobilist who still ai , V- ij he likes a livery stablef H That the Bingham girjf'ho approve of short skirts fand do not intend to be ruled by Dame Fashion should join the girls of . Montreal, Canada, who have organized or-ganized a "No-Long Skirt League.".- ' that Ford will have to get .,, , some of Prohibition Of fket" Schweitzer's men on the job to f smell the breath of 100,000 no to determine if they have been drinking. That any Bingham fisherman who would steal the whole of an other fellows catch is a poof thief anris entitled to all of the severe criticism he gets. . ; : Did It Ever Occur to You That Turkey should be advised advis-ed to leave a Greece spot. ' ' ; That gossip is one thing that doesn't go without saying. - ' That success that is not attained at-tained honestly is a failure. -.''.' That one fool may be able to rock a boat but it takes a lot of them to wreck the Ship of State. That this country offers opportunity op-portunity to every boy, and the boys who don't accept it grow up to growl at those who do. That it must make J. D. and Henry Ford smile when the government gov-ernment announces the per capita cap-ita circulation of money. That men are not all built the same way, a living wage to one may be a saving wage to another. anoth-er. '. "That pepple who yeam for the !ofd days would prefer them with our modern conveniences. ' ...'" .That as a matter-of-fact most men are inclined to rave and talk foolishness either in favor of the one side or the other. That a fast mule may have a loose hind leg. . . That a crow cannot be made white by washing. - "' That people with long faces absorb much sunshine and reflect re-flect none. That few middlemen give up their positions to become producers. pro-ducers. . That scientists might begin their search for the "missing link" in this country. . ' That if the city is not more wicked than the country why do so many people like the country better. That we can sympathize with a fellowman but we can't swallow swal-low the lump that is in his throat. That most people's charity consist in giving advice. That one advantage we have of being homely is that no girl" feels inclined to rave over you as she would over Valentino. That as a rule people who have the finest homes don't spend much time in them. That cupid shoots straightest on a moonlight night, if you don't believe it ask Ruth. "I That if you are the kind of fellow who refuses to get even you will be considered odd. . That sometimes there is more romance in "there might have been" than if they had married. That "Denny" is glad to be back dishing out hash at the old Combination pake. That women should always remember re-member a kiss as a persuader al- |