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Show real fish. Maybe Charlie Nutting Nut-ting would like to buy some. . r. ' i " That a fool and his money are much respected while they remain together. v,fef .i?P3se8sion is nine Points of the law but tfie attorney?? fee is he tenth. That a writer says, "the women wo-men of Borneo wear brass cor-sets"is cor-sets"is it any wonder the men; of Borneo are wild? v . 1 , i r t : wmmmmmmmmmmmmmmKmmmmmmmmm ; Did It Ever ; Occur to You . , Thw-iseaC -vcry Candidate out in a political campaign WiAti f their address as follows : "I promise if elected to fulfill faithfully the duties of the office, of-fice, elimate waste and lower the taxes." That religious arguments may be suspended but they are never ended. i tical office would rather be wrong than be defeated. That mosquitoes are not lazy until they fill up on human blood then they don't care if the world is round or flat. N That self control and mouth control are practically the same. That when an old timer is defeated de-feated for office it does not always al-ways mean the voters have changed their minds. It may indicate that the old timer never changes his mind. That it is a hard task for any man to select the twelve greatest great-est women. That long skirts may be coming com-ing back, but legs are still holding hold-ing their own. That one mosquito night is worse than a dozen dog days. 1 That Radio is said to be a 1 11 " " .-I.. i 1.-.-111. .1.4.111 .1 cure for baldn f s, but "we claim the only cure for baldness is hair. '.v" '" ' " That money talks, but the German mark can't say much these days. V 'That experience is a dear teacher, but the bumps it administers ad-ministers make it valuable. That. the fearlessness of right can beat the devil in a fight. That love is blind or it wouldn't would-n't consent to be lead around by the nosei That cook books, when acted on, beat canned foods off the map. ': That the gambler succeeds .wihen the sucker succurrfbs( That Jim says when "Denny" comes back we shall see him; That rumores says "Jazz is dying" but it doesn't look that way in Bingham. That a scientific magazine reports re-ports a two faced girl has been found in Africa. There is no necessity to go out of this country, coun-try, is there? This country seems to have money to burn, but what it most needs is coal. That it is better to baclt out than to be thrown out. . That Sunshine will in time puncture the thickest cloud. 1 1 That we are in a position to state the fish which are caught in the Yellowstone district are |