Show new feyre different seen and heard on main street the greatest attraction on the street this week the little inglish english made car belonging to dr and mrs airs high will travel per on 35 i i gals a mile neat and natty sounds of hammering and banging wednesday afternoon when most of the valley are arc in lagoon at the annual sunday school picnic can it be williams are making some changes well wait and see oh me a few of us must work while others picnic so to console those who play today methinks ill snitch something funny from the publishers auxiliary with apologies to them 1 I had bad 12 bottles of whisky in my cellar my wife told me to empty them down the sink or else I 1 said I 1 would and proceeded with the unpleasant task I 1 withdrew the cork from the first bottle poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass which I 1 drank extracted t the e cork from the 2nd and bottle likewise with the exception of one glass which 1 drank withdrew the cork from the 3rd ard bottle emptying the good old booze down the sink save sane one glass which I 1 drank pulled the bottle from the calk of the next one drank one sink out of it poured the rest down the glass pulled the sink from the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle pulled the next cork out of my throat poured the sink down the glass bottled the drink drank the pour when I 1 had emptied everything steadied the house with one hand counted bottles corks glasses with the other which were 29 to make sure counted again when they came by had 47 as the house came by counted again had all the houses bottles corks glasses counted capt one bottle which I 1 drank oh me a few of u us s must work while others play |