Show perfect cure lor for insomnia eating crackers in bed CHICAGO eating crackers tn in bed is the perfect cure tor for ansom neal that unconventional advice emanates tron from i J P fanning sleep expert for or national association of 0 bedding manufacturers your wile wife wont like it fanning admits in discussing his proposed cure but be too sleepy to hear her angry words he also prescribes tour four or five good hot cups of black coffee to wash the crackers down some other methods fanning has found effective in his years of trying to put the nation to sleep comfortably fort ably include watch goldfish swimming about in their bowls tor for a few minutes before retiring bore you so thoroughly tall fail asleep the minute you hit the bed run several miles every night if too much for you just go around the block at a slow trot eat a head of lettuce to quiet your nerves dont try celery as a substitute sti tute its too noisy drink a quart of beer or it if you dont like your malt mixed with alcohol try munching malted milk tablets sip a cup of hot milk with a lum lump p of butter in it if that work add black pepper J put an extra pillow under your feet or stomach |