Show YOURE TELLI TELLING NG ME M by WILLIAM RITT central press writer A RABBIT caught in the british isles walks only on its forepaws forc paws probably is a thrifty scotch hare saving wear and tear on its hind legs walking on two feet only is dangerous for a rabbit some hunter might mistake it for sonie some other hunter i i i raincoats are so bright that if it were not for wet feet wed think the sun was shining A horse according to our dictionary tio nary is a quadruped known as ca ballus no wonder we catia cant pick the nags we cant even pronounce em zadok says a chap who talks through one ol of those new yellow or pink hats might be called a colorful speaker its the pessimist who enjoys enjoy the fact the days are growing shorter it gives longer nights in which to lie awake worrying i A mysterious package sent to the british board of trade first feared to contain a bomb held instead a scottish pudding made of tripe chitterlings lings suet oatmeal etc Grand pappy jenkins thinks it was just another kind of infernal machine |