Show infants under year old enjoy christmas gifts baby claims rv V R 4 4 X na N A of course we babies can enjoy christmas gifts dear world of 01 course im disgusted feel this way too if folks said you were too dumb to enjoy christmas they say that we babies less than a year old dont need presents because we cant appreciate them anyway the ideal idea A lot of other babies are also complaining pla ining about this attitude why we can talk better english than most grownups grown ups dud addy biddy baby want pretty rattle wattle Dadd ikens will pick it up from the borsie for 11 00 oo choey if I 1 talk better than this id keep still and then they have the audacity to assume that babies under one year are too young to enjoy christmas last month we conducted a poll among babies 12 months of age or you younger iger asking them if they considered themselves capable of en christmas exactly of the 1000 babies questioned replied replie d emphatically in in the affirmative the 13 who voted no are going to be a year old before christmas and felt they would have a better chance of getting presents from relatives if their younger cousins were left out but a purely selfish motive and affect the unanimity of the poll nw now that you have had indisputable proof that babies enjoy christmas dont rush out to buy us us an electric train or bic bicycle acle after all we act our age e ven even though we snow know better there are several points should keep in mind while looking through the toy department W we e want toys that will attract our attention tent ion and they must be cleaned we babies have a bad habit aas easily ily of putting things in our coutlis mout lis so if the toy is too small we might swallow it dont worry though well get over the habit colored bakelite disks on a chain make one of the nicest and least expensive gifts for babies we can have a lot of fun playing with those white yellow red and green disks and real easy to keep clean too other children want only toys they can play with but we babies can appreciate the more practical gifts such as cribs playpens play pens and jumper swings they are virtual necessities to us and make our lives much more pleasant clothing also makes excellent gifts A few of the many articles we would be glad to receive include shirts night gowns dresses rompers shoes stockings and bonnets une of the most practical and welcome gifts for any baby would be an automobile seat these can be attached to the seat of any automobile and permit babies to see out but prevent them from falling out babies must be able to sit up before using them but all babies learn to sit up before they are very old and we enjoy looking out ol of the window of the car as much as you do its no fun just looking at the inside of the car when were going some som e place how would you like it another another practical gift would be a life insurance policy that will mature in about 18 13 years and provide funds for a college education or savings account cari can be opened in babas name for as little as 1 but you dont have to make it that small we we babies cant get christmas presents for our parents and other grownups but we certainly would if vie we could just wait a couple of y years ears and see if we dont signed disgusted youth |