Show being Direct directions direction io ts on how to carve christmas turkey gather round ye masters of the christmas dinner table uncle sam will teach you a lesson the government has issued an official bulletin on the proper technique for carving the christmas turkey the bulletin rules on such important problems as whether the father should stand or sit while doing the honors and the position of the turkey on the platter all you have to do is read this and carving the festive bird will be a lead pipe cinch the turkey rides on the platter back down says the bureau of home economics the first problem zt kezo A bi t on em is fathers should he stand or sit while carving there are two schools of thought on this subject and the government grants father his constitutional ri rights gats to do as he pleases but it is suggested after deliberation that a short person hae had best stand and a tall person should sit fsr lalla aall effective tow the next probles rf says tin is the point of attack it itis is here that many a head of A a house the bureau believes has lost the christmas spirit through ignorance or awkwardness or just plain stubbornness born ness only a few simple rules n need ced be followed the most important of course is to keep the bird on the platter because its rather difficult to work on the floor also the bureau afe r estimates a bird on the platter is worth two on the tablecloth first the bureau said rem remove ove the le lee from the body by grasi grasping fing it in bour jour left hand but what wha a it youre left handed and cutting cu straight down to the hip joint remove the wings and the other leg then place the fork squarely across the breastbone toward the end of the keel to anchor the bird while you carve the breast i in sli slices es using a slightly sawing motion if you dont like the shape of your turkey or the distribution of dark and white meat well why not have your wife carve in the first place |