Show Locker Room Rumors By ORVILLE Dear Santa Each year we our requests For money and answers to But this year we have a special Won't you fill the stadium for snowmen will Perhaps Point of the Mountain can send a Like the Draft board we prefer them alive But cadavers are welcome if they The cameramen may be the stars of the day Photographing each other be- the More truth than wit is involved in the Bud Jack has been unable to swallow or give away about Several solutions have been One Everyone attending will be requested to eat their Thanksgiving dinner before the The theory is the spectators will be bloated and require more seating Plan two rumored that the Navajos who were here regarding hoss would be This would have been an admirable solution but it was feared some of the Provo Pioneers would A com promise was reached by sending tickets to high school bands and anyone else with a Monroe should be a special BYU plans to have a large covered wagons and The Purity Playhouse is noted for enthusiastic student Whispers have been heard that they are calling men home from their mission fields for this Brigham's Bounders consider their two Probert and the best in the I hasten to Being a cracked-clavicle boy I feel Bubak and Nelson will make the cats At the tackle posts the Utah are premium and with a guard like Durrant his caddy Conley on the other the Cougars will be Teensy Grant has grown hair on his chest this year and our backfield is as merry as The weather man may mud in your but Coach Curtice will counter with his Dance to the Sun God and perhaps a human sacrifice or Regardless of snow or it'll be a good game to see providing a catastrophe doesn't If the Redskins lose to the Morman I'll eat And that turkey |