Show Sweet Home By TONY B. BICE Around the beneath a pile of dwelt the well-fed who lived in tranquility and in prosperity with his Squealing her curvaceous antennae the luxuriously formed termite sidled up to him as they sat together on the blue satin love seat every She whispered touching love phrases into his flat little She did his cooking for him every day and mended his clothes which he sometimes tore on rusty nails on his scavenger hunts around the Life was good for and it could be said that he appreciated his good As Alpha was tramping around the Annex D wing one night in his Florsheim suede and lizard he chanced upon a strange and somewhat terrifying A convoy of visiting termites from the of Union was inching in on Alpha's Growing our hero approached the group's a large and formed seems the colony in Union on marble instead of the more wood of the said the as he caught sight of the comparatively puny the man big boy was obviously At the the gang rushed on strung him up by and watched him die a slow They found Beta and carried her off as spoils of They completely usurped the and lived off of the fat of the land for 46 Their eventual conquest is another which was equal to the fall of the Annex got burned to the along with several other nondescript there is a moral to this as there is to all The pastures were too and T DAMNED |