Show what 05 co b b coi thinks about the social register ANTA MONICA CALIF S SANTA those who warm their aristocratic to hands at the social register take comfort from the latest issue of that priceless volume it seems that if a wellborn lady weds a night club playboy with a head suitable for a handle on a dollar umbrella she stays put but it if she is married to a genuine gentleman such as gene tunney is or a gifted orchestra I 1 leader e a d e r such as eddie duchin p out she goes the c charming h a r in I 1 n g granddaughter of 0 a ON poor irish immigrant qua qualifies es as an entry wl which is as it should be in any t language but when she takes for a husband 4 the son of of a a poor jewish irvin S cobb grant whose blemish is that hes a professional song writer and one of the greatest song writers alive her name is scratched off the sacred scroll yet an old family but a family that advertises that its old and what is society except a lot of people who keep proclaiming that they are society until the rest of us believe them protecting human game forthe fening preservation of the lessening wild fowl the government stands pat by its ruling that ducks may no longer be lured to hunting grounds which have been baited for them and then bagged but one shudders what would happen to wall street if practically the same system now in vogue for garnering in the human game was ever abolished on the stock exchange still why not leave well enough alone if there was no margin gambling available for cleaning the poor things bet their money on horse racing or the old spanish prisoner game or something 0 0 liberty league marriages THE HE rotogravure sections reveal that just opened a fresh crate of du ponts fonts too late to qualify for membership in the liberty league because the liberty league alas is dead of governour ashment ish ment but in ample time to fill up the background at the approach ing marriage of the presidents fine son franklin delano jr and a charming daughter of the royal family of delaware one wedding where the ushers will do well to see that the families are seated in separate pews during the ceremony because somebody might tactlessly be reminded of little things that came up during the heat of the late campaign otherwise in the customary regalia of shad bellied coats and striped trousers it will be difficult to distinguish a champion of the rights of the great common people from an entrenched wretch of the ruggedly individualistic group high hats and neat spats make all men equal and make some of them homelier looking playing the ponies T R ACING starts soon out in holly rv wood and the stars and star anes ines may have to make their pictures between events at santa anita because have absolutely no time for fiddling around studios to risk my modest wagers on im looking for a horse named virginia creeper or else trailing arbutus then when I 1 lose as I 1 always do I 1 cant say my choice appropriately named if I 1 had a bet on paul reveres nag paul never would have made that famous ride of his S somewhere orne where between concord and lexington a constable would have pinched him for blocking the highway I 1 often wonder where the fo footsore foot ot sore plugs I 1 get tips on really hail from it cant be a racing stable maybe yes im sure right exhausted refugees from a bide a wee home future inventions C celebrating celebrating ELE BRATING the dundr hundredth edth anniversary of the american patent system the assembled research sharps declare that among the boons to mankind promised us in the near future by our native inventive geniuses are the following clothes made out of glass with curtains I 1 hope for those of us who are more than six years old whisky aged instantly by powerful sound waves but who has thought of suitable relief for those who also will be aged instantly by drinking said whisky rats grown as big as cows by powerful sound waves 1 I can hardly wait for the happy day when we may afford a family rat the size of a jersey cow IRVIN S COBB 0 service ervice |