Show ring round rosy N MILAN TENN where a specialty IN Is claimed for watermelons water melons fine baseball clubs and tomato crops they brag about their tat fat girl this lady according to bruce oliver was the most enormous gal inhabiting west tennessee nobody knew her name said bruce because no one ever got that close to her just in fun he called her rosy she came over to milan from the nearby town of mckenzie Mc Kenzle and almost immediately was besieged with suitors the most persistent of these was bruce himself he used to visit the damsel sit out on the porch with her and feed feed her ice cream from a double freezer when the bottom of the freezer was reached bruce sorely smitten by the tat fat girls charms was inclined to grow serious la in his love making mailing ne ele disillusioned lusio ned even when she confessed she slept in a bed strewn with cinders to prevent her rolling off bruce was a persistent cuss he admitted in attempting to express his true feelings he would place an arm part way around the fat girl when he had reached as far as possible he would mark his position with a pink crayon then he be would move around to the mark resume a posture of affection and so gradually encircle the waist of the girl he worshiped the romance progressed swimmingly according to milan records until the day bruce shifted position crayon in fingers and bumped into an utter stranger who was chalking his own way around the waist from the opposite direction |