Show QUESTION ESTION B BOX by ED WYNN the I 1 fool dear mr wynn I 1 am president of a debating society and on next saturday we are to debate the fol following loIng subject wo do the silliest things Ti lings men or women it would help us considerably if ac you would tell me tile silliest thing y you ou tier cier saw a man to do WUI will you tell mal yours truly OPHELIA answer the silliest thins I 1 ever saw a man do was one day I litlie jt lie post office I 1 saw this ma man n wait around tor for two hours and the minute he saw the postal clerk turn his back he pushed f four 0 ur letters into the box without stamps thi liking he ha was saying savin the P postage stage dear sir mr wy wynn nn A friend of mine was to ta a party at a young ladys apartment rind he went during the evening h he told the young lady quite frankly that he did not like tier lier apartment the youns young lady hall had my iny friend arrested and he was charged with assaults assault how did tile the judge figure out ut an assault ch charge argel yours sours truly Y Ans erThe judge probably figured as ion long ns as your friend had said nasty things about thi the young ladys apartment he be was guilty of knocking king tier her fiat dear mr wy wynn n n I 1 go a crowd ot of boys mid girls and once a week we meet and all d those who can slag do so while others just tell jokes and st stor orles leal 1 itell tell jokes there Is ig one girl in the crowd bowd who like me and every time I 1 tell a joke tle mie always I 1 says bilat joke Is inq 40 years old howrani How canI 1 l curi cure liera lary truly yours JOE KING ansar the zi ext tim e you jou tell n joke and she says that joke Is fortyl forty years old you say to her ber and you rem remember cal bir it a all ii this aluie tl tim uie e cure her dear mr wynn I 1 am forty four years of as I 1 ina and a single wodan woman met a ai roan man last night who asked to call on me ile he is sorn cooling jr to serf see me next saturday I 1 have never liada man call en cia me before in casena wants i to i kiss meshall Bie shall I 1 call for help sincerely MAY HAY DIN answer by no ri leans call fo help II 11 you jare forty four years old and ha have ve n never ever been marbled married and a a tn man n tri tries es to kiss you dont call for help call callior for witnesses 10 associated Newa service lct I 1 |