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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That the modern girl could have much malice in her heart, she is always willing and ready to kiss and make up. . That if they had to turn their grindstones fewer people would have axes to grind. That Jim Forbes is pretty classy these days with his new Chalmers car. That Red accuses us of getting contaminated with the Irish world. . That some of the farmers would welcome a return trip of the seagulls. That a grievance is about as inspiring as a dead cat, the sooner soon-er it is buried the better for all concerned. That in the old days after a man saved his first thousand dollars he thought he was rich, new he buys a car and takes his folks out to the country. That if marriage was a failure we wouldn't be here. That Sweden has been the last country to advise Emma Goldman Gold-man to keep a moving. That lots of simple laws get balled up in their interpretation. That one form of desecrating the Sabbath is to try and beat a train on a crossing when you are operating an automobile. . . That without a strike once in awhile the benefit funds would never get spent. . That both men and women do a lot of sensible things at the risk of being called old fashioned. fash-ioned. - That Clark, the News job printer can quote prices on any printing you may need. Phone 91 and tell him your wants. The newest type, clear and distinct, issued. That as a rule the fellow who is said to be a joke acts very seriously at times. That the meek will have to inherit the earth if they get it. That a straw vote may not amount to much but it will have a tendency to show which way the straws are blowing. a that Paris is the only city in the world that provides public baths for dogs. In . Bingham there are none, not even for humans. hu-mans. That Fred Johnson, the painter, paint-er, is still receiving orders for painting at the office of the Bingham Mercantile Co. That nothing can be gained by senseless argument and hasty conclusions. ... That people miss many good things by failing to ask for them. That according to the latest statistics savings in the banks of this country exceed $16,500,000,-000. $16,500,000,-000. That "Pussy Foot" Johnson told the students in England "he liked a glass of whiskey." That II. G. Wells, a confessed unbeliever, placed Christ at the head of the list when asked to name six of the greatest men in hitsory. That ground floor investments often have deep cellars under them. That by concealing the truth one frequently advertises it. That the future is what we hoped the past might have been. That its not what the player does in a baseball game but what the umpire says that counts. That money cannot buy an "We of love, but it can purchase pur-chase tons of sympathy. i ' |