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Address Munyons Doctors, Munyons Laboratories, 63d Sc Jefferson Streets, Philadelphia, Pa. love you more than life," he said; Without you I should wish to die, The sun would cease to shine o'erhead. The stars cease blazing In the sky." Then Violet, I used to muse, would be a dainty wife; but one "And what about the winds?" asked she, "Would they knock off and cease ta sad day I saw her use, for eating blow? beans, her knife. And Isabelle was true The streams that murmur to the see Would they back up and cease to Howl and square, as honest as the day, I thought, until her russet hair worked He left her In the dewy eve. loose and blew away. But recently apAnd thought, what time he scratched desI could his in whom head; peared Jennette, I cannot more than half believe cry no blemish, and my hopes were set She I meant the things 1 thought In the most cloudless sky; but there said." were heartless clouds ahead. Bill I want to tell Bromley came to me. HED TACKLED EM BEFORE. Jeannette's my you sir," he said, fiancee." Despairing now, I seek retreat In monastery cell, where woman I shall never meet, and In sweet peace may dwelL maiden sneeze. to-da- TOUGH LUCK FOR BOTH. Thunder and Lightning. bishop came to visit a church where a colored minister was presiding. Loudly and with much gesticulation the preacher proclaimed salvation When he had finished be approached the bishop and asked how he liked the sermon. The bishop answered: "Why, pretty well; but dont you think you spoke too A "Whats that? "Well, you each fare. loud? way: What I lacks In lightning I tried to make up In thunder." Ladles Home Thrift. Lets go down and Dink burlesquers. see the Hlnky Living pictures to- night! Whats the price of admission?" "Ob. fifty cents will get you a good seat. Pshaw! I can buy a magazine for a dime that contains at least a dosen union suit advertisements." OLDEST INHABITANT. Buzzaw Bill Say, pardner, thors s dude from ther east In Lasso Lous saloon. Lets go over an lick him. Alkali Ike Not on your life. He might be one of them football playera IE home milliner has been able to find a turban covered with fur of almost any description and almost any shape. The matter of trimming It at home Is a problem of easy solution. Fur turbans gre not exaotly trimmed they are decorated. The soft shapes, made without wire, carry bows, rosettes or motifs, applied flat to the body of the hat; or tinsel and silk roses, a smart cockade or an aigrette fastened on with an ornament, all easy to procure and the trimming easy of accomplishment. Faahlon permits the trimming to be placed anywhere, from back to front, at the sweet will and sense of style possessed by the wearer. Where the turban Is made by covering a buckram shape with fur, plumes The Difference. The ancients from the moderns Have one dl (Terence, we have read; The moderns earn their Uvlng, While the ancients urned their dead. No Gentleman. The comedian cast his eagle eyt across thfe table. "Madam, he exclaimed coolly, will you pass me another helping of that pyrography steak? Gracious, Mr. Highball! exclaimed the landlady in surprise. Why da you call It pyrography steak? Because, maam. It tastes Ilka burnt leather. And then even the prunes blushed to hide their confusion. 8our Grapes. CHECKED Miss Woodbe (who lost) Tour husband Is evidently a bigamist You should apply for a divorce at once. Mrs. Gothim (who won) Why, wbat do you mean? Miss Woodbe Well, be has been telling It around that be bad married V SILK WAIST. both beauty and brains. Wanted to Be Happy. I suppose yon want me to look as pleasant as possible? said the sister. Certainly, air," replied the photogAnd IU have to ask you lor rapher. a small deposit in advance. Whats that for? Thats so that I can look pleasant, s " Sweets to the 8weet what are you eating?" Candy." Where did you get It?" Bought It. be motor cars as automobiles Where did you get the money?" must be your oldest Inhabitant? Tour beau gave It to me when 1 Oh! no; our oldest inhabiNativ tant la rail calling them borselesa car- raw him kiss your maid." riages. No Need. "1 wonder, said the casual visitor Probably. at the police court, to the clerk, that If angels should wear hobble gowns But, of course, they won't wear such you seem to take no Interest in the things weather forecast here. f wonder If the hobble will We dont have to," replied the Be round their ankles or their wings? clerk. All days are fine days in this cirt." Interested. 1 told him you bad lost your bead BEATING IT. about him. Did he seem Interested? "He seemed even excited." The dear man! What did he say? He asked' if you bad lost your face, Willie, This most attractive waist Is of checked old blue and white foulard, with pretty yoke of old blue cashmere. The gulmpe, undersleeves, and frills are of white tulle. The girdle is of plain blue liberty. THE NEW SHOE BUCKLES Cut 8teel and Rhinestone Predominate for Decorating Evening Slipper ' This 8eason. The Recourse. My father will not allow me to marry you," said the tearful maiden to her fond lover. "He says you are too much In the air about your business. "Then, darling," said the young aviator, come fly with me." Cut steel and rhinestone predominate In the shoe buckle for decorating the evening slipper this season. In the cut steel, which has a very refined appearance, the designs are very beautiful. The buckles made of this mate rial seem to be the leading ones. They are made oblong and large, and though this is actually the choice among the metals, there are other sizes and other metals still available, tor though It Is quite new, It does not exclude any of the others that with some are still popular. Rhinestone buckles are favored next to steel and there Is a wide variety of these from which to make a choice. Small and large ornaments, square and round ornaments, oblong and ornaments In fact. In the rhinestone one can get an ornament In almost any Bhape a person desires. In a Quandary. ' lisa Vougler Is In a quan- What Is the trouble? She wants a new fur boa. money and she loves her Hackett she has no cat. u. Lady Heres the carpet Yesm. Weary (Beats Now beat 1L) 7 Trying to Improve Upon It. Why do you think that women, as a rule, are dissatisfied with natures handiwork? she asked. "Because," he explained, "there e so many toilet preparations on the market." Vain Words. O frost, be warm; dear artow, dont fall) And shrieking winter wind be mute. Remember, what I wear Is all I have to wear; my outing suit. r-- The Hazard. I always hate to get shaved Bilklns in a strange barber-shop- . Badger Why? Bilklns So hard to tell from their looks which of the tonsorlal artists Are barbers and which are dentists. . - too." Hackett dren, whats the matter? The Twins (In chorus) Boohool and fancy feathers, wings and ribbons Everybody ses I looks jest like him I are all available. The soft caps are His Ruling Passion. more simply trimmed. The young man waited for the milSoft caps of fur or fur fabrics are easily made at home. The crown Is in lionaires reply. I dont blame you for wanting to four sections, like a boys jockey cap, said the latter. and the brim a slightly curved collar, marry my daughter, And now how much do you suppose which la wide enough to turn up about the crown. This Is lined with silk of you and she can worry along on? The youth brightened up. satin. A fine wire may be Introduced VI I think, he cheerfully stamIn the outside brim edge to advantage. It should he put in between the fabric mered, that $200,000 well invested, and the lining, and will serve to keep would produce a sufficient Income. The millionaire turned back to hie the hat shapely. Such hats of plush or fur are very papers. Very well, he said, I will give comfortable a real protection to the head, and the becomlngness Is a new you $100,000, providing you raise a discovery. It is all in adjusting the similar amount." And the young man went away sorright shape to the head in the right rowing. way. JULIA BOTTOMLET. A Young Philosopher. Time le a relative quantity. Some CONCERNING USE OF PLUMES minutes seem like hours, and some hours seem like minutes. How to conNewest Trimming in Millinery 8howr trol this flight Is beyond most persons, but the little boy mentioned below Btylee Such ae Our Mothere seems to have progressed pretty well Never Dreamed Of. for a youngster. The neweet trimming In millinery The teacher was surprised to see emphasizes the use of plumes. Such that he remained perfectly Idle all plumes! The word conjures up an In- through recess, and accordingly asked finite variety of styles of which our him wjiy he did not play. mothers or grandmothers knew noth'Cause, he said, slowly, It makes ing, and fair women of today can be recess too quick If I play, and I want Youths Companion. doubly grateful for the efforts of milli- It to ners. Garlands of plumes are used on Seats of the Mighty. broad, low hats. They are spotted and those "Have you Investigated flecked with color, and some are mads charges against Biggun yet?" asked of layers of different shades, giving a the intimate friend. wonderfully irrideacent effect. Not yet, answered the distinOn velvet turbans the use of a sin- guished statesman who was a memgle plume attached at the frvnt, and ber of the investigating committee. extending toward the back In a slant- "All we have done Is to hold an Ining line, is quite evident. This line for formal meeting and decide that he the plume Is used on large hats as Isn't guilty. . well. And speaking of the wide, flat Lifes Varied Interests. shapes leads us to the, introduction of ostrich feathers to edge the brim. Two The weathers rather bad. Isnt It?" successful Paris milliners have dona said the young woman. this with great effect "Yes, replied the nonchalant youth. Feather rosettes are made of ostrich "Lucky thing it is. Helps conversation. plumes. Concentric circles of cut It would be a deadly bore to go on for feathers are placed around a jeweled ever saying its a pleasant day. center. At the side of a turban or on the upturned brim of a large velvet GOT IT. hat this new type of ornament Is exGot Something Else, Too. tremely chic. A feather band is being used on "I liked my coffee strong and I many large hats. Black and white drank It strong, says a Pennsylvania plumes are favored for these ornar woman, telling a good story, and almerits. They are detachable, hooking though I had headaches nearly every at one side. This Idea la attractive, day I Just would not believe there for a change of trimming means a was any connection between the two. change of hat. I had weak and heavy spells and palpitation of the heart, too, and alhusband told me he thought It though ' To Freshen a i Waist. was the coffee that made me so poorA tight-cu- t lingerie waist of white lace and embroidery gains wonder ly, and did not drink It himself for he said It did not agree with him, yet I fully In elaborateness by the addition loved my coffee and thought I just of the latest French fancy. This Is a do without It. couldnt broad band of net In a pastel shade, One day a friend called at my embroidered in soutache braid of the same color and applied Just over the home that was a year ago. I spoke bust. With this is worn one of the about how well she was looking and new neck scarfs of chiffon, In a color she" said: and I feel well, too. Its bethat exactly matches and with the causeYes, am drinking Postum in place I ends embroidered in the soutache. of ordinary coffee. Both of these are easily made up at "I said, What is Postum?' home by any clever needlewoman, she told me how It was a and will go a long way toward hiding food-drin-Then k and how much better she the deficiencies of a pretty but aging since using It In place of coffee or felt lingerie waist. The chiffon scarf Is tea, so I sent to the store and bought especially charming when embroid- a package and when It was made acered its entire length with large coin to directions it was so good cording In Mots satin stitch. I have never bought a pound of coffee since. I began to improve immediately. Cretonne Lampshades. I cannot The very newest and prettiest thing much better I begin to tell you how feel since using Postum In home decoration is the lampshade-o- f coffee alone. My health and leaving shirred cretonne or flowered silk. is better than For these, heavy wire frames are pur- and I cannot it has been for years in praise of say chased, the round shape being the this delicious food enough drink. best The cretonne or silk Is then Take away the destroyer and put shirred tightly under this frame, and a rebuilder to work and Nature will or to it. A narrow bor- do glued clamped the rest Thats what you do when der of furniture gimp conceals the Postum takes coffees place In your Joining place. diet. a Reason. Theres In tapestry, this variety of lamp, Read the little book, "The Road to shade becomes really gorgeous. The Wellvllle, In pkgs. idea, of course, can be applied In any Ever read the above letter? A new of these materials to candleshades as one appears from time to time. Ther are Kennfne, true, and full of hnmaa well. Interest. t! too. dary. Lots others Wsre All Her Friends. A pretty story of Miss Ellen Journal. Convincing Testimony. Evidence given at the Inquest on traveler found dead on the bank of the Maranoa river (Queensland): Witness I passed the camp In the morning to work. I" noticed the bottle of whiskey was full. I thought the man was asleep. When I returned In the evening and the bottle of whiskey was still full I knew the man was dead. Sydney Bulletin. pay the And that was the way they solved it. Cleveland Leader. said the preacher, "Its this Well, Left Both Satisfied. on one of those few cars. Oh, I Insist on paying, Gladys," said You paid the brunette. coming down. No. I shall pay, declared Gladys with equal firmness. What if I did pay coming down didnt you buy that last package of gum? Let me settle the quarrel, ladles," suggested the diplomatic conductor. "Why not use the denatured form of Dutch treat? It all happened surviving star-shape- d Marked Likeness. The young boxer you were trying conclusions with resembles his father very strongly in his way of fighting, doesnt he? Oh, yes; quite a striking resemblance." A Butterfly Note Paper, The butterfly, a dominant novelty of this seasons fashions, trails Its His Moderation. He looked surprised when he stole frivolous wings across the latest note inpaper. Flights of sulphur-colorea kiss? I wap surprised; he only stole one." sects upon a delicate green ground, Right Emblem. and of bright, soft blue ones over a Could you suggest some suitable I ! ;ream white surface, none of them A Catastrophe. fcadge for our Dont Worry Club?" I too perceptible are seen. It Is a fan-;if"Kow was the last act? asked the typewriter boarder. Idea, to have these decorated The villain How would a pine knot do? asked Ripping. stepped on missives as frivolous and brief as the train of the heroines gown. the cheerful idiot. their own short lives. I Terry and a gallant young playwright has gone the rounds of the Players club. Miss Terry attended in New York the first night of this playwrights latest work and at the end of the third act he was presented to her. She congratulated him warmly. It is very good, she said. "Your play Is very good, Indeed, and I shall send all my American friends to see It." "In that case, said the playwright, with a very low and courtly bow, "my little piece will sell 90,000,000 tickets." MORPHINE RELIEVED PAIN GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY THE RE- STORES TO HEALTH For the past few years I suffered great ly from what three phyaiciane called ne ralgia of the stomach. The doctor treated me without any success and I called in a fourth doctor, who pronounced my disease gall stones. I suffered intense paia and the only relief the doctor could give me was by injections of morphine. 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