Show STAhLE By Ir LARRY STA LB If you think you have influence Influence Influence In in- fluence try ordering around round someone else's dog Well we have made it out this week with the paper but it lias been a very tough job The problem this week has been that the staff of this weekly sheet has been a bit under th the weather So if you had a spot of news and we didn't didn t get it give us a buzz on Mo Monday day and arid give us the facts We have to be in better condition by them If a man sits all day long on the bank of a lake with a pole in his hand people respect him for being a patient fish fish- erman If he sits on his porch thinking things over he is referred referred referred re re- re- re to as that lazy slob down the street Strange sounds will be filling filling filling fill fill- ing the air next Saturday evening The sounds will be unusual to most people perhaps perhaps per per- haps but they will be music to the ears of the many square dancers dan ers from around the state who will be here next Saturday Saturday Satur Satur- day night to join in with the Heart of Utah for their annual Jamboree This event is usually held in Fountain Green This year it was decided to moved it here So if the strange noises keep you awake that night jump inthe in inthe inthe the old flivver and make a quick dash for the Ithe M Manti nU tennis tennis tennis ten ten- ten ten- nis courts west of the Library You will enjoy watching Heard about the latest teenage teenage teenage teen teen- age idols called The Lichens They cant can't sing dance or play then just sort of grow on you I was very disappointed last week when the July parade parade parade pa pa- rade took to the road to find out that there were no local ban bands s represented represent d i in th the event In checking with Evan Bean junior high school and high school band director we found out that he was unable to mobilize the junior high unit for either the morning or afternoon parades It seems that in the morning morning morning morn morn- ing too many of his junior high tooters horn were in th the Horse Show segment of the Rambouillet show In the afternoon afternoon afternoon aft aft- their excuse was was' that they would prefer to ride their gallant steeds in the parade rather than support Mr Bean and ithe other members of the theba ba band d. d Of course Mother Moth r N Nature Nature Na Na- a- a ture erased the possibility of having the afternoon parade but nevertheless a serious problem still lingers In all fairness fairness' to the high school musicians it should be noted that they had donned their new uniforms and were ready to do their part But is it Jt advisable to have havethe havethe havethe the two programs on the same da day We cant can't ask the Pioneers PIoneers Pioneers Pio PIo- to Ito enter the valley again on on an another th r date nor should we ask the livestock show to shut its gates and forget the whole thing If it would not be possible for the livestock show to pick another weekend in July then thena a joint committee should Q be beset beset set up to arrange the agendas for the two celebrations so that they do not have conflicting conflicting conflicting conflict conflict- ing things going on at t the same time Now is the time timeto ito to give this problem a lot of thought I hate to see the bands not participating in these events If th the bands sink an integral part of your school dies So l lots lets tg see something if can be work worked d dut Out to insure that both the th Ephraim Junior High School Band and Manti ManU High School Band have the personnel personnel personnel person person- nel necessary to march in the county fair parade one month hence As the ray X-ray ray technician w walked down the aisle with a former patient someone someone whispered whisper whispered whis whis- per I 1 wonder what t he e saw saw in her After spending several weeks di directing cung ou oti town out of town w 1 people to locations around the city and then having t them em come come b back ck puzzled d I think that one of the loc local l civic CivI clubs lubs could do dowell dowell dowell well in er erecting str street et signs around the city and anc then citizens citizens citizens citi citi- zens erecting large Jarge visible e numerals on their homes to tomake tomake tomake make the plight a bit easier asi i ifor for the town out visitor It is now quite clear th that t insanity IS hereditary parents parents parents par par- get it from their children |