Show CG VV W eu tu vv uv w. w I 1 UtA- UtA J Mi I MY FELLOW COUNTRYMEN A lady President Marcella Cloud addresses the nation Lets Let's Pretend Pretend-A Pretend A Woman Womans Wom n nIs Is s Elected President I By MARCELLA CLOUD Senator Margaret Chase Smith recently announced her candidacy for the Presidency of our country Many reactions have been voiced because of this decision How the people will react to her political nn nn- deavor will soon b be revealed i in real experiences but what would if she were elected Lets Let's suppose The State of the Union Address Ad Ad- dress dross of 1965 was a rather unique different address Before Before Be fore former Presidents have orated on such sueh things as their feelings toward foreign aid the continuance or curtailment of atomic testing their support sup port or nonsupport of the United Nations and a variety of i other ther political essentials Today however a turn of events was witnessed by the Congress of the United States Our new President presented present present- ed many views but many of these views were hardly poli poli- Finst First on the agenda was the greeting to the Congress Congress- men This was accomplished in a manner foreign to all present ent except lady Congressmen Congress men The President gave all the Congressmen her favorite recipe for waffles Since the message was scheduled for forten forten forten ten o'clock apparently this was was' thought to be appropriate As the address progressed it was clearly established that the President believed in a hearty well balanced breakfast breakfast breakfast break break- fast land sand a light lunch The purpose of the light lunch was to prevent possible drowsiness in the afternoon Congressional al meetings A dinner consist consist- e. e a. a ing of meat potatoes vegetables vegetables vegetables vege vege- tables light dessert and drink of some kind was high on the list of the Presidents President's recommended recommended mended diet for success inthe In Inthe inthe the Nations Nation's Capitol The President then moved on to other important matters of State namely appropriate apparel The President made it clear that only dark suits white sleeved long-sleeved shirts and long black ties tics would be accepted accepted ac ac- apparel for men when in conference with the dent No would be made Lady Congressmen were asked to wear clothes suitable to their positions No extremely extreme extreme- ly bright or daring clothes were among the approved list of clothing Clothes such as black sheaths and dresses for warm weather were rec rece Skirts must not show any portion of the knee Makeup and hair style of lof lady Congressmen must be inthe in inthe inthe the best of taste Sparse makeup makeup make make- up was advised or if more was desired it must be applied applied ap ap- ap- ap plied pIled expertly Hair Hail should be beas beas beas as near natural as possible and always neat As few teases as possible were stressed The President then announced announced ced her plans as to the composition composition com position of her Cabinet As was expected many changes were made To name la Ia a few Jacqueline Kennedy was appointed appointed ap ap- ap pointed Secretary of Treasury Treasury Treas Treas- ury Jack Ruby was named Secretary of Health Education Education tion and Welfare Walt Disney was named Secretary of the Interior Ernest Wilkinson was named Postmaster General General General Gen Gen- eral and Raymond Burr was appointed to the Attorney General post Madam President then summed summed sum sum- med up her address with All my life I have dreamed of a person of the weaker sex having having hav hav- ing power over men and coun coun- tries Little did I imagine that I would become the person of whom I dreamed Often a womans woman's charms are more powerful than a mans man's diplo diplo- 1 I racy I hope this goes for me Finally it is really a sa womans womans wom ans an's world I |