Show I I 6 I PLEASE PASS THE II I BUFFALO Buffalo meat is being put on the market in a fairly big way this winI win win- I ter No points are required The meat is declared sweeter and just justas gas as tender as beef I Maybe so but we find it hard to work up an appetite for a buffalo hungry as we are This may be beI because because because be- be I cause the nearest thing to a buffalo I we we have ever had around the house was a buffalo robe which came down I from Grandpa Gideon It never looked as if it would taste good I Then too we have a sentimental I feeling about buffaloes They look so nice in those Currier Ives hunting prints We Ve never could work I ourselves up to eating things out of Currier Ives prints for fear the chef would get mixed up and cook cookus us up a curry of sleigh or a filet of Central Park bobsledders But Grandpa Gideon was differ differ- ent He was a per cent buffalo- buffalo steak man He preferred it over bear meat I but when hungry he would take a bear He never cared for restaurant I bear Grandpa Gideon was of pi pioneer pioneer pioneer pi- pi stock He liked to go into the I woods and get his own bar meat i He would put on his leather stockings stockings stockings stock stock- ings his horsehide pants take a I and go right after the crit crit- ter He was a sportsman and always threw the small ones back Grand- Grand pappy used to grease his arms and face so a bears bear's punches would slide off His only weapons were a corncob corncob corncob corn corn- cob pipe and a bottle He would go into a cave light his pipe and keep taking a slug out of the bottle He called this smoking smoking smoking ing the bar out He had a code of ethics and would never kill a abar abar abar bar in its own home Once the animal animal animal ani ani- mal had all the smoke it could stand and had started out of the cave Grandpa would withdraw 10 yards take his Ws fighting stance and wait But buffalo was his real dish There was more zest to getting one He would ride out into the plains and shoot em with the bow and arrow arrow arrow ar ar- ar- ar row scorning the feather or metal lure If the buffalo were running small he would hunt them from a bicycle When he was 80 years old he attacked a herd by pogo stick and got three Grandpa had a great recipe for buffalo meat It ran Use half a buffalo Mince well Put into a barrel and add 10 pounds of butter the whites of 4 dozen eggs 6 gallons of sour milk and a afew afew afew few slabs of salt saIt pork Beat with a paddle Sprinkle with pepper salt saIt cinnamon rock candy and sea sand Cover with a quart of brandy Add 1 pound of raisins and a crate of Bermuda onions diced Flavor with snuff and a jigger of harness oil Cook overnight Leave the house around daybreak and find some someplace someplace someplace place where they serve a good bacon and egg order Baseball Ruling The President said baseball could continue with certain Us Us News item An iffy question baseball Is With problems rather stiff Now only players can take par part When honestly 4 0 Essential Men len Elmer Twitchell thinks ballplayers I should find it simple to be classified j I in the new list of critical industries I He thinks the heavy hitters plainly plain plain- ly come under the head of providers provid I ers of belting for instance and also Twirlers will find under the Petroleum Petroleum Petroleum Pe Industry a clause that producers producers pro producers of pitches must be deferred And why cant can't catchers and twirlers both come under the Hie exemption granted to those making batteries Umpires are clearly deferred he says as gatherers of gums and barks as well welI as men engaged in pest control contro Barefaced Bribery WANTED WANTED Housekeeper Housekeeper apartment apartment apartment apart apart- ment Locust Valley one child live in or out salary includes package of cigarettes daily Glen Cove R. R Port R.-Port Port Washington News The line forms on the right t Sign for a flesh reduction establishment establishment Come in for a Battle of the Bulges IS Conventions are arc going to be curbed Business is going from badge to worse I Aint Aint It So Little children r round und the feet Serve as mirrors hard to beat Manners morals children detect But its it's faults children reflect Little children round the house Make l a man out of a q louse Sade Sado Sade Talbert III h |