Show j 1 Notes of an Innocent Bystander The Fred Allen shelved his liis s regular week once program because because because be be- cause the rigorous routine taxed his his- health But during one week Allen on three different shows and and improved them all Th The I new Danny Kaye program is bound to click He rates a tip of the hat for avoiding the gag files and for trying a unique brand of with original stuff Henny Young- Young mans man's gagging is funnier than it has ever seemed before The Two on a Clue rates atten atten- tion A welcome relief from the usual Radio stations stations sta sta- may be forced to suspend the the round-the-clock all night recorded programs programs programs-if if skilled technicians are drafted It would save electricity say execs for both stations and tuner The Magazines Mr Justice James F. F Byrnes has turned out an incisive blueprint via American Magazine which should serve as an excellent guide for taking Congressional Congressional Congressional procedure out of its covered- covered wagon rut and converting it into a legislative streamliner This article is a model of constructive criticism Harpers Harper's contains a plague by plague report of the malady In Vogue Harriet Van Home Horne takes apart radio listening who write letters of condolence condo conde- lence when a character in a soap opera dies Difficult to believe that people with their mentality can write W. W Davenports Davenport's The liThe I President and the Press in Colliers Collier's I is a must for editorialists too I The Page cartoon in Esquire I shows two penguins looking at a deserted deserted deserted de de- de- de I shack marked Byrd with one saying Wonder Vander whatever h happened happened hap hap- p- p to him decorated I him last week I Midtown Favorite This one will amaze his pals pals not not that Frank Farrell Farrell Farrell Far- Far rell would run from a fight but none I of us ever saw him in one He Heis Heis is better described as a mild guy Slim looking good-looking and we all like him very much A Life artist who drew a picture of Farrell Farrell Farrell Far- Far rell in action last year told this story last night Frank was posing posing posing pos pos- ing for the artist nonchalantly with witha a gun over his knees in one of the South Pacific islands Suddenly Frank Capt me sir Farrell Farren of the looked up and said Look at that over there The artist looked across to the other side of the atoll and saw nothing but jungle But Frank had spotted a camouflaged Jap And fired four times in rapid succession Later when Frank and the artist walked over they over they found four very verj dead Japs there Pretty good shooting for an Night ex-Night Club editor The Intelligentsia Walter Davenport Davenport Daven Daven- I port associate ed ed of Colliers Collier's is flying flying fly fly- ing with the Air Transport Command I in the Pacific for a 6 weeks' weeks tour I S Paul Hunter publisher of Liberty Liberty Lib Lib- I erty says Marshall Field was interested interested interested inter inter- I ested about a year and a half ago i in the purchase of the weekly 1 but it never came to anything The recent rumors came from staff staff- I ers Perfect name for a critic Motion Picture Heralds Herald's London movie embalmer is Peter Burnup I I Ii i Bing Cr Crosby's top songs for 1945 I are expected to be his recordings of I Cole Porters Porter's Begin the Beguine j jand I and Night and Day Philip I Wylie was unimpressed by an item concerning a Marines Marine's children who were born on the same day in vanous various various vari vari- van van- ous years Wylie was born on May 12 1902 His late brother on the same day in 1904 and his late half half- brother Ted on May 12 1913 The Grandest Canyon Faces About Town Jimmy Durante Durante Durante Du- Du rante in the ailing room between broadcasts prepares this financial report Owe 50 youre you're youre you're a piker Owe youre you're youre you're a businessman Owe youre you're youre you're a tycoon Owe youre you're youre you're a mint Harold Lloyd the clown prince near the City Center Theatre unrecognized by who who were searching for him In Reubens Reubens Reubens Reu Reu- bens Frank Conville the No 1 man manof manof manof of the USO usa entertainers three entertainers three years overseas handing his butter butler to a civilian at the next table who was making such a to-do to about only lIonly one piece Bea Lillie of the flawless flawless flawless flaw flaw- less diction pausing outside Theodore's Theodores Theodores Theodore's Theodores Theodore's Theo Theo- dores dore's to chat in rich cockney with witha a looking lonely-looking British tar Ann Sheridan bound for South America where she has a job at 2000 per week i A S Broadway Confucius The Trouble With Dream Girls Is That They Keep You Awake All Night 5 New York Novelette To stimulate stimulate stimulate late sales at a recent war var bond rally at Station Mrs Meyer Davis Dais Davis Da Da- Da- Da vis is donated an actual photograph of Lincoln for auction Mrs Davis sat in the audience with her daughter She stared at a soldier walking up and d down wn the aisles The daughter whispered Mother if it you had one wish to make now what would it be Id wish 4 said Mrs Davis to lito see my son again A second or so later the soldier walked toward Mrs Da Da- Da- Da vis He was her boy boyl J |