Show Educated Santos School Teaches Kringle rin a Know How A school for Santa Clauses Yes there is one and its it's the only educational institution of its kind in the world Graduates wear white wig and whiskers red suit trimmed in white fur wide white belt and black leather boots It Is the Santa Claus Glaus School at Albion New York It gives credits for deep jovial laughter and twinkling smiling eyes Fresh out of Santa Claus school a graduate with honors In throaty ho hoing ho hoing knows among other things how to remain calm when a kid glares and yells There aint no Santa Claus Glaus and how to maintain diplomatic relations with a parent who thinks Santa Claus has given her tot the brushoff The school holds that to be a good Santa Claus one has to almost believe he really is Santa Claus The Santa Clauses are taught that when a fresh kid declares there isn't any Santa Claus to say I wouldn't be too sure of that son son son-l I wouldn't be too sure if it I were you |