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Show That truth shine's brightest when it is told to give a human being a square deal, That Clemenoeau did not come especially to this country for onion soup. That out of the war several Americans secured two or three hundred Rhine wives. That hugging a delusion sometimes some-times leads to matrimony. '., That men who have no money mon-ey think there is something wrong with the world. Henry Ford seems to think the same thing. That icy sidewalks and a man's back-bone don't gibe good. That from now on if you want to see "Fatty" in any new films you will have to bo to EuroDe. n Did It Ever v, Occur to You That Henry Ford does 'not ride in a Ford car because doctors doc-tors don't usually take their own medicine. That Sir Harry Lauder says "Unkindiiness and selfishness is the trouble of the world today." J That the truck loads of furniture furn-iture that are coming into Bingham Bing-ham daily are a sure sign of normalcy in the near future. ' That marriage is a great institution. in-stitution. It helps two people of opposite sex to determine whether they can live together. That there is no sense in be ing a sucker. . That the woman may be satisfied sat-isfied when they get their picture pic-ture on the front of a dollar bill. That we won the war for nothing, but the Allies seem disappointed because we didn't tell them to keep the change. That one reason everybodj likes a baby is they don't come into the world handicapped with prejudices. m m That a man is far happier when he is rich with sympathies, sympa-thies, even if he doesn't know where his next meal is coming from than have a million dollars and a frozen heart. That if you are looking for suckers one should fish where the big ones bite. Will has banned them again, the -J third time Fatty may quit making mak-ing them. . That the Legislature would cover itself with glory if it should abolish the Public Utilities Utili-ties commission, it woud be a boon to the people of the state. That merchants in Bingham should forget that money spent for advertising in Bingham is an act of charity. That the camp. . is anxiously awaiting results from the Ki-wanis Ki-wanis Club, who soon will be in a position to show the residents of Bingham that pleasure and recreation can be had even in this great copper camp, That three square meals a day eaten at Jim's Old Place ; constitute a satisfactory board of health. That with the exception of man, the mule is the most contrary con-trary of animals. That it is surprising how little lit-tle some people know when they are on the witness stand, some change their attorneys, with a j extra sentence of thirty days imposed for so doing. That matrimony is the post! graduate course in a woman's education. ' fThat though sometimes the hard drinker swears off the spring poet never does. . That dress may influence a woman, but its the Easter hat that dominates her. The coue'ism isn't new in this country its one of the ingredients ingred-ients of every botUe of hair tonic. ton-ic. That the Butte Cafe specializes special-izes in steaks, and chops of all kinds, see the Lawrence Brothers for a good meal. That some people enjoy their vacations, whilst others who have been wanting one for years, and get it, are anything jbut satisfied. |