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Show - - - THE BINGHAM NEWS. BINGHAM, UTAH ' CSV tntr : " "Nothing," Junior Informed her. "Yes, you are, too," Jessie Insisted. "I can see your Juva moving I Junior, what are you eatlns?" "Candy," Junior confessed. "Junior Tydinga! I'm ashamed of you I Climbing up there and getting Into mamma's can.Iy-- What will she Bay to you when she finds It out?" "I don't know." "Well, you'll find out, for I'm going to tell her just as soon as she comes home. There !" Junior thought over the situation for a minute, Then : "Jessie, wouldn't you rather have some candy?' he asked. Exchange. WAY OUT OF DIFFICULTY Junior Offer Not Altogether Bribery, but Certainly Not the Best of Ethic. Jessie was iur than n year older than Junior and of course felt imn-- su-perior on account of her Hi'vnnced :. Mamma liml iroiie to town chopping fr a few hour mid the two children lnul been left ut home together. Jesie felt thnt nil the responsibilities were upon her liouldeix und sdie was very much put out when she found Junior stand-In- s on a chair, lenchltijf up to o shelf in mamma'!) closet. "Junior!" Jessie exclaimed sharply. "What ever in the world are you !, J Cf?-- - - California Hoiew Board and Room STEAM HEAT AND BATHS Italian Cooked Meals JAMES ROLANDO, Prop. MAIN ST. BINGHAM I V D.Pezzopane Fancy Imported and Domestic Groceries. Foreign Money Or-ders and Drafts Notary Public, Steamship Agt Banco of Naples Correspondent Banking Headquarters Make our bank your financial headquarters visit us often and consult us freely. V"' If you can dismiss from your mind the fact that our only function is to accept deposits and pay checks, we can greatly increase our value to each other. Bingham State Bank BINGHAM, UTAH OFFICERS L. S. Cates, Pres. Sherman Armstrong 1st Vice Pres. C. E- - Adderly, Vice Pres. Leo F. Tietjen, Cashier Strength and Your Foundation Solid foundations are necessary for tall skyscrap iers ' or they would fall Men who would succeed must have a safe and sound start or they would fail and go backwards. Start to succeed by saving NOW at The Central Bank of Bingham Bingham, Canyon, Utah (&&$) SERVE BREAD - Have you ever sat down to a table where no Bread was served? How flat and tasteless the whole meal seemed! - Bread is the one food indispensable, and the only food of economy to-da- y. GOOD BREAD is the Bread you eat twice as much of because it's so delicious. Fresh every hour. STAND4RD BREAD CO. 536 Main St., Phone 187 BINGHAM CANYON Let MRS. NETTIE E. BERRY take your orders for all kinds of cut flowers and potted (lowers. Phone 363m - 215 When in Salt Lake City se-cure your room at the NEW WASATCH HOTEL 78 West Broadway, for ac comodations like home. Jack Curnow and Chas. Uren Proprietors Matt Contratto AUTO TRUCK SERVICE Long or Short Haulage Service you can depend upon Phone 121 Main Street LARK MERCANTILE General Merchandise Fresh and Cured Meats Lark, Utah Jerome BOURGARD The Old Time Meat Market at the old Stand where you can always rely on getting the BEST of MEATS, FISH and FOWL- - NIONE 3 ALWAYS THE BEST mmmm WALNUT CAFE UA Little Better Than Good Enough" Private Tables for Ladies 61 East Srcond South St. Salt Lake City, Phone Was. 10254 - L John A. Warmack CANDIES & CONFECTIONERY Fountain Goods of All Kinds Everythi? jn the Tobacco Line, We came West to take a Chance BROADWAY at West Temple SO West 3rd So. St. Phone Was. 8131 Salt Lake City JACK'S PLACE G. M. Gregory, Prop. We Serve the Best of Everything Soft Drinks and Eats Phone Wasatch 2881 77 West 2nd SouthSt. Salt Lake City . .j Study Out Add That truth shine's brightest when it is told to give a human being a square deal, That Clemenoeau did not come especially to this country for onion soup. That out of the war several Americans secured two or three hundred Rhine wives. That hugging a delusion some-times leads to matrimony. That m'en.who,have no mon-ey think there is something wrong with the world. Henry Ford seems to think the same thing. That icy sidewalks and a man's back-bon- e don't gibe good. That from now on if you want to see "Fatty" in any new films you will have to bo to EuroDe. n Did It Ever v, Occur to You That Henry Ford does 'not ride in a Ford car because doc-tors don't usually take their own medicine. That Sir Harry Lauder says "Unkindiiness and selfishness is the trouble of the world today." That the truck loads of furn-iture that are coming into Bing-ham daily are a sure sign of normalcy in the near future. ' That marriage is a great in-stitution. It helps two people of opposite sex to determine whether they can live together. That there is no sense in be ing a sucker. That the woman may be sat-isfied when they get their pic-ture on the front of a dollar bill. That we won the war for nothing, but the Allies seem disappointed because we didn't tell them to keep the change. That one reason everybodj likes a baby is they don't come into the world handicapped with prejudices. m m That a man is far happier when he is rich with sympa-thies, even if he doesn't know where his next meal is coming from than have a million dollars and a frozen heart. That if you are looking for suckers one should fish where the big ones bite. Will has banned them again, the --J third time Fatty may quit mak-ing them. That the Legislature would cover itself with glory if it should abolish the Public Utili-ties commission, it woud be a boon to the people of the state. That merchants in Bingham should forget that money spent for advertising in Bingham is an act of charity. That the camp. . is anxiously awaiting results from the Ki-wa- Club, who soon will be in a position to show the residents of Bingham that pleasure and recreation can be had even in this great copper camp, That three square meals a day eaten at Jim's Old Place ; constitute a satisfactory board of health. That with the exception of man, the mule is the most con-trary of animals. That it is surprising how lit-tle some people know when they are on the witness stand, some change their attorneys, with a j extra sentence of thirty days imposed for so doing. That matrimony is the post! graduate course in a woman's education. ' fThat though sometimes the hard drinker swears off the spring poet never does. . That dress may influence a woman, but its the Easter hat that dominates her. The coue'ism isn't new in this country its one of the ingred-ients of every botUe of hair ton-ic. That the Butte Cafe special-izes in steaks, and chops of all kinds, see the Lawrence Brothers for a good meal. That some people enjoy their vacations, whilst others who have been wanting one for years, and get it, are anything jbut satisfied. Stoat Family In Hard Luck. There Is a family of ten young pheasants which enjoyed a miraculous escupe from death while yet In their shells. One morning an English gamekeeper came face to face with a stont bearing one of the eggs ; she paid the penalty, and It was then found thnt all the eggs were missing. He suspended the dead robber In a hedge and set a trap below, In which her ninte was taken. Their nest was found near by and among the baby stoats were the missing eggs. A massacre of Innocents followed Innocents they were, since not an egg had been touched. The keeper bore the eggs home in his shirt to a broody fowl, who duly hutched the young birds. How He Left the Court. A young colored man wearing very squeuky shoes entered a crowded courtroom and proceeded around three sides of the room In an effort to find a seat. Squeak, squeak, squeak thus went the shoes. The Judge was peev-ish that morning and snapped at a bailiff: "See here, I want order In the court." "Order-- r r . In court," bawled three bailiffs In unison. The culprit made a hasty exit. "Wasn't that a mistake, Sam?" asked his employer when appraised of the episode. "Didn't your shoes squeak as you walked out?" "Boss, I didn't walk out. I flew." Watchful Waiting. "Hy the way, how Is your suit with Miss Itoxley progressing?" "Slowly. I'm playing a waiting game ut present." "A waiting game?" "Yes; I'm waiting for her to change her mind." Flapper. Fairy Tales. Stag Do you mind If I have tbe next dance with the lady? Ludwlg Thanks. 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