Show Skid Row Kid tj Sees Light About Frats By DICK DALY Don't ask me but I met skid row's newest I gave him the standard 1 sermon could you allow yourself to sink so He eyed me suspiciously with one red sat down on an and began to I last I was a happy-go-lucky party-boy fraternity Then tho came I eagerly grabbed for the first copy I Cou j feverishly flipped to the edi- j and began my study j the evils of the world as discussed by the all-knowing editorial de- 1 j was There was I an editorial cursing the Greek-let- letter That did ye shed a tear as he mumbled something about those poor misguided fraternity and sorority peo-pie nice they just don't i know any had always thought my friends were nice kids some were a little but they seemed like swell True at one Bowery the Pi j placed a picture of an Esquire girl j in their front and labeled it 1 Member of Beta Theta 1 but few people Of course the Betas stole the toilet seats from the Sig Chi years but that's all ancient The Pi once made a pledge prune rose bushes with-her but it was all in I didn't during goat week i when someone put poison ivy in my until Friday did I realize how mis-guided all of us He a sniffle as he I can never be I have done the Unredeemable I joined a His face shone with hope and relief as he under the wheels of an independent's Cadilac |