Show Troubles of Midget Girls Told by Scribe By MARY LYTHGOE There are Selected Short Subjects running around this campus who are novel human beings but who are only the pocket-edition They are often accused of suffering an anvil to be dropped on their heads at an early or of missing many valuable things in life because they are built too close to the In people look down on Boyfriends hesitate to dance with them in the fear of losing them in the Many a tall lad has been heard to anybody step on I know she's down there Let's face short girls labor under a decided handicap this They can never be Miss Americas or even Miss Upper Linoleum because judges never bring magnifying They are afraid to become school teachers because all the kids will be bigger than And as public speakers they make better In the only careers open to short girls are acting roles on six-inch television The short girl has a terrific time trying to make her personality 1 she ventures an opinion or tries to pick a she is told to up off her knees and say that The only comfort seems to be the risk of sounding that the best things come in the smallest packages if watch where you're And where dates are concerned the answer is One boy takes two short the top half does the the bottom half takes care of the dance Or else the short girl can just look her friend bravely in the belt-buckle and know you're up I can hear ya |