Show ONCE OVERY OVER OVER- Y You au Get Gel T Taxed ax d Just the Same By ByH H. H I. I Phillips Phillips- El DISHING tackle is one of ot the few L things left without a higher tax n the new Federal tax law As a aUsherman we felt pretty good until ve lie gave it second thought and dis- dis it will cost r rore jore than ever evero 0 o go fishing just the same ame It works rut Jut this wa way 1 You t.-You You decide to go fishing but leed a pal so you call Joe Burpee ver iver to the house to m make ke plans This calls for fol a highball The tax on whisky is up 2 You You set the trip f for r Monday Mon lon day It Jt dawns beautifully but by the time time- youve you've got the car packed a heavy rain starts You and Joe sit In the car a while waiting for It to clear up You Yon smoke at least a pack of cigarettes cigarettes cigarettes ciga ciga- on which there is a higher high high- er tax You have another high highly ly 11 taxed drink to cover your dis disappointment dIS- dIS appointment You set Tuesday for tor forthe the trip S 3 Tuesday Tuesday you wake up to find findL L 1 howling storm You go to work mt ut at 10 am a.m. it turns into a swell fishing day You mee meet Joe for Tl This s costs you a couple couple of rinks to cover cover your general dis- dis lust Just 4 Wednesday Is okay You go in hi car and the gasoline tax is up 5 U If If you needed clams and dug hem them yourself you strained your ack jack and had to pay more for the for the alcohol rub 6 Just Just before r reaching aching the river car blows out a tire and the lew tube carries a higher tax You mok a few more cigarettes 7 The The boat livery proprietor raises the rate to 2 from be- be ause rause he had to paint the bottom and ind theres there's a higher tax on paint 8 You a.-You You fish five hours without a u Dite and have a few cans of at beer that cost more due to the new beer tax lax 9 You D.-You You fish three hours more and finally catch one Its It's pretty small but you celebrate with another drink from rom a flask on which there was a higher levy 10 You You get home and call a friend to tell him about the theone theone theone one that smashed all my riggin riggin riggin rig- rig gin and weighed fifteen pounds It takes another drink to put you Into your best form formas as a liar 11 You You wake up the next morning morning morning morn morn- ing with a bad cold This calls for hot whisky You stay abed all day smoking cigarettes 12 You Y You au get up and start for the theoffice theoffice theoffice office the third day but the car wont won't start It t seems seems' you ran low on oil oU during the fishing trip and will need a new part which will cost you 20 per cent more due to new taxes 13 This This brings on a 11 relapse 14 You B.-You You call the doctor He finds you have high blood pressure a leaky valve a touch of pneumonia a fever and a rapid pulse He says you are are too tense He advises you TO GO FISHING AND CHARGES YOU 10 REAL NEWS NEWSREEL Rudy Halley new political sensation sensation sensation sensa sensa- tion entered Columbia at 15 and got his his' start as a counsel to the Truman Committee in his early twenties But the important thing Is that he got a video start in hi his thirties Fulton Oursler's The Greatest Book Ever Written should help restore the Bible in the AmerIcan American Amer AmerI I ican lean home The Garble Sisters I got so mixed up lest week that they thought Rudolph Halley won the international international in in- jump that the voters passed the amendment authorizing more horse shows and that Sharkey was knocked out by Colonel Mariles MarUes of ot the Army team Would you sum up the New York election by saying Tammany was the victim of ot a Halley party |