Show ONCE OVERBook OVER hook Book Blues Or Down Are Chips Chaps By H. H I. I Phillips Phillips- Hello Joe Dont hello Joe me Charlie We can both be mistaken Aw relax I wanna get down a little bet Dont use that word bet to me Remember we Vie are in the city limits Im keepin my voice down Joe For Tor the first time In my life ille makes me nervous Scram I n never ver saw you before That's official just in case of dictaphones dicta dicta- phones Look Joe be reasonable I got gota a bum I like Hes He's a rank outsider Take five for tor me me meon on the nose nice and quiet like doin nice al awl quiet or rough and loud You wanna get me in Alcatraz registered no registration Its It's a signed confession a plea of guilt without recommendation for Cor leniency and a farewell to wife wile and family It dont don't even cven get me time off for good be be- havior Register just the same and pay the ten per cent to Mister Whiskers Take it out of my five bucks So you wanna be an accomplice accomplice pUce Take a bet on this skinner for forme forme forme me and Ill I'll even be your personal personal personal per per- bodyguard s 8 spy p Y and character witness Joe Get this Im I'm through with the tho horses When a bookie has hasto hasto hasto to keep books records and a a. personal diary open open to the publIc public pub pub- lic ho the police pollee and government agents I aint even taking bets betson on on cowboy ponies to show up In Inthe inthe inthe the westerns But this skinner Is In the tho rUth filth at Jamaica and Jamaica I never heard of I it It And what country is Belmont In Go away Charlie were we're being watched Were only talking But even the birds got wings What price you quote on a n bird to finish in the money Shush Dont Don't look now but your is showing That aint no its it's a railroad time table If U you and I are lre caught talkie horses you had better look up a atrain atrain atrain train for Leavenworth Bug out Charlie I didn't even go to the horse show for fear Id I'd be identified with the ponies Listen Joe just this once I been doin doln biz with you for years and never Take this one last bet like a good registered lawbreaker S CIS t top o pl Youre You're my heart Yeah What odds you givin onit onit on onit it REAL NEWS NEWSREEL In cutting his salary Winston Churchill probably didn't realize that paint has gone up too New twist to an old saying Chicken Chick en feed is only money Hockey fan watching a pre pretty ty rough jumper at the horse show Put the bum in the penalty box Elmer Twitchell vitchell insists he took a one- one hundred dollar bill to a liquor store and got three pints in change Rocky MarcIano new heavyweight king will tour as a referee of wrestling wrestling wrestling wres wres- bouts A student of scripts and plots Bathtub gin the common drink during prohibition Is reappearing at house parties as a result of the new highs on liquor prices Remember the seven drops of ot juniper to a gallon of alky alley routine whenever company showed up suddenly |