| Show Smiles That's a Poke Son Down the street came the political political political cal boss and his picked hand-picked Con Con- gressman The latter was inclined to vanity and as they rounded a corner he remarked with a self- self satisfied expression Say did you see that looking good-looking girl smile at me Smile shot back the gruff political boss Why the first time I saw you I laughed out loud Tour to Hades The American visitor was gazing down into the crater of the famous Greek volcano Finally he commented It sure looks like hell Oh retorted his guide you Americans Americans youve youve you've been everywhere everywhere everywhere every every- where I Quick Thinking Dear didn't I hear the clock strike three when you came in You did It started to chime eleven but I stopped it to keep it from awakening you Angel Identification Scene The pearly gates Offstage Knock knock St St. Peter there Offstage Its me St. St Peter Come in Offstage Knock knock St. St Peter Vho's there Offstage It is I. I L St. St Peter Oh another one of those darn school teachers One Good Turn Deserves Better Out of the lead car in the crackup crack- crack up stepped a woman driver A Aman Aman Aman man was already coming forward from the car that had smashed into hers Really I dont don't understand your carelessness complained the lady I turned the way I signaled I would True nodded the m man a n what confused me No Commercial We Ve came in on a radio train A radio train Yeah it stopped every five minutes minutes minutes min min- utes for a station announcement Saving Gesture How much to carry baggage Ten Cents the first parcel then five cents each for each additional parcel I will curry the first parcel and you take the other On Cow Tracks What has happened conductor Nothing much much we we ran over a Q cow Was Vas it on the track No we chased it into a barn |
