Show I Notes Noles of 0 a New Yorker Nazi Use lIsa Koch the tile convicted who bragged that she used victims victims vic vie he the skin of concentration camp tims to make lampshades has hns had hader ler er life lite term cut to four years Oh well they were very maU lampshades This terrible woman made one onet ill when f t the trial judges very the he testified She admitted select- select in the theas thetas tag g tattooed men for death gas tas as chambers because their skin made interesting lampshades If she deserves only four years for lor or butchery the butchery the least our can an do is open every cell at Atlanta Leavenworth and Alcatraz where lome some GIs arc are doing 20 years for merely striking an nn officer Hollywoods Hollywood's pet quip deals with Mrs Danny Kaye Sylvia Fine whose lyrics made and kept Danny a star At Warners Warner's it appears appears appears ap ap- ap- ap pears they are miffed with her Alleging she acts as though she were Queen Liz When she phones they report she announces imperially imperially im im- im- im penally This is Sylvia Fine She phoned a film cutter and Intoned in- in toned This Is Sylvia Fine There was no answer for about 20 seconds then seconds then she said the matter matter are are you there This is Sylvia Fine Just a moment Miss Fine was the wonderful retort I haven't finished bowing yet Jules Levine relays the one about the woman who tried to return a pair of shoes to a swank Beverly Hills store patronized patronized patronized pa pa- by movie stars and the elite These wont won't do she said I 1 simply cant can't walk in them l was the disdainful disdain disdain- ful reply People who have to walk do not shop here John Edgar Hoovers Hoover's bronchial bronchia pneumonia was aggravated by worry and heartache caused by politicians politicians pol pol- attempting to have him fired Bred Democrats and Republicans Republicans are joined in the scheme 0 Herbert Hoover prevented his dismissal dis dis- missa missal a few weeks ago We can cert certify y to the Mans Man's loyalty He has had many chances to retire and accept jobs that pay ten times his wage One offer to narrate a radio crime program was for As someone said Gratitude has the shortest memory News Neus Item The trial for Hitler and Eva Braun Bratin has again been post post- pOlled It seems as though we never nefer will find out whether Adolph was a II Nazi or not lOt Sounds in the Night At Lindy's As Maine goes so what 0 At t t the Bagatelle I ul love you more than ilian yesterday and less than to to- to morrow At the on Park Dont expect him to pick pickup pickup pickup up the check his check his arms arm's worn out from Cram lifting all those drinks At Atthe Atthe Atthe the Savannah Now that Deweys Dewey's won all the polls all he has to do doIs doIs doIs Is win the election At Gilmore's Gil Gil- mores more's I dont don't have to get drunk to see snakes Not with the friends Ive I've got I Item Ground was broken yesterday yesterday yes yes- for the permanent site of the U U. N. N in New York To make it realistic they should've broken a promise A senate colleague of Mr Truman's told a reporter Harry never had any troubles until he lie stepped into shoes You mean edited the scribe until he stepped antof out ant of them Quotation l Helen Fraser She suffers from a him- him complex Bill Stern Why is it called free tree speech ch when you consider the price Americans had bad to pay for it Anon Maybe the reason China stays at war is that she sees what peace has done to the rest of the world E E. E Gardner My wife has a terrible memory she memory she remembers every every- thing J. J W. W Raper A man picks a wife the same way a farmer farm farm- er picks an apple David Crown The best way to hold a a wife Is often The other Sunday night this reporter reporter re- re porter asked Cong Congo McDowell who is busy probing Reds about the failure to deport Ferenc a Hitler ally accused of helping massacre mas mas- sacre millions of people in Europe Up to the time of to press there has been no reply from Mr McDowell now jailed at Ellis Island probably will be released when the Ithe the cool of oft off There has been great pressure in the state department to hush the up entire stench The 0 examiner wh heard the testimony handed down a decision A recommending that the warrant against b bE bc for dismissed the 86 time But that decision i m is Jor being hidden in i Washington desk because it is too to I hot to release right now |