Show 9 O 1 9 Notes n of oj a City Slicker Margaret White Bourke just back from taking pictures of world famous statesmen was showing herlong herlong her herlong long line of short Several Several Several Sev Sev- eral were autographed by Eisenhower er Marshall Churchill and others but the one that held the eye was a abill abill abill bill inscribed she said by people with whom she had been torpedoed Huh you huh Oh says Margaret be surprised at the people you meet nowadays who have been torpedoed torpedoed torpedoed tor tor- tor- tor La White was on a ship that sank sankin in the Mediterranean A troopship troopship troopship troop troop- ship it appears including about British women returning to England England England Eng Eng- land from the Colonies All AIl were saved by British warships The women salvaged nothing but their lipsticks Joey Adams forwards the one about the French peasant in occupied occupied occupied pied territory whose home had been ransacked by the Nazis It is not humor It is grim stuff brought here by escaped refugees The famished man caught a tiny fish and raced home with it Here he said to his wife at last we can eat But how will we cook it she asked They took our coal and wood our matches and even the stove The peasant took the fish to the lake tossed it back and stood watching it wiggle back to life Suddenly the fish gave the Vichy Nazi-Vichy salute and yelled Viva Laval Fort Custers Custer's company commander command command- er ironically enough is a full blood ed Indian March of Times Time's latest latest latest lat lat- lat lat- est Inside Fascist Spain makes audiences wonder why the State Dept plays ball with Franco James Cromwell's new business inking De all the paper used at atthe atthe atthe the Pentagon Washington Secret papers no longer are burned but inked de-inked Permission for Kate Smith ith to sing God Bless America in This Is the Army cost Warners' Warners The Boy and Girl Scouts get that songs song's royalties royalties royalties royal royal- ties to date George Lait the INS correspondent correspond correspond- ent says there is little littIe love lost be between between between be- be tween King Farouk of Egypt and the British High Commissioner They needle each other often One day the Commissioner remarked remarked remarked re re- re- re marked to the King that a man hasn't proved his mettle until he has shot a lion Farouk proceeded to the Cairo zoo and shot seven New York Heartbeat Sallies in Our Alley Confrere as all Hollywood knows is a furious hypochondriac His pockets bulge with medicines at all aU times As he walked past a drug store the other day Arthur Murray said Dont you want togo togo to togo in Nh nh go the I dont don't need anything I know was the reply but maybe the druggist does Lucy Monroe counsels Three ways to avoid criticism Say nothing Do nothing Be nothing Midtown Vignette Groucho Marx tells teUs it Happened he says to apal apal a apal pal who wanted a pair of bowling shoes shoes but but was reluctant to surrender surrender surrender der his ration coupon He went to a sporting goods shop where he told the owner Your brother said saidI I could buy a pair of bowling shoes here without a coupon The boss nodded and sold him the shoes As the patron started to go he said Now that Ive I've got em I gotta gotta gotta got got- ta confess your brother didn't send me in all right the owner said patting the chap on the shoulder dont worry about it boy I aint got any brother Broadway Tinsel Ingrid Bergman will be the third star to be honored with a Time cover Rita Hayworth was first A sign outside the Los Angeles Marriage License Bureau Bureau Bureau Bu Bu- Bu- Bu reau Think Is It Cupid or Conscription Conscription Conscription Con Con- I Sounds in the Night At the Hurricane HurI Hurricane Hur Hur- I Her husband doesn't talk in his sleep he sleep he just grins At La Conga The same flattery that turns your head will later turn your middle In the Mayan She fell for him hook line and bank account At His favorite exercise is taking bows At the Famous Door He has that typical look look look- green with envy Manhattan Murals l The Chinese copy girl in the AP news room room The undertakers undertaker's office advertising Air HAir conditioning All Hollywood is swapping this one It concerns a movie favorite favorite favor favor- ite whose most recent film is one of the seasons season's biggest hits But he hasn't seen it although it-although although he keeps figuring out ways to do so His wife the legend goes is sure that he was was and and still is is-in is in love with the girl who played opposite him in it The The wife will not go to see the picture and has threatened everything if if he sees it He almost almost almost al al- most saw it one night last week week but but the Mrs threatened to swallow some pills pills and and he didn't go t |