Show 1 1 vr 6 y L f p r W 11 Sus I j jANOT o ANOTHER ER TAX IDEA I Its It's all aU done by suction pump The treasury department has proposed I that congress require that 10 per cent cent if of your wages and other income be deducted at the source and paid to Uncle Sam for income taxes I z zNo No pains 1 No sleepless nights No complicated mathematical pros pros- ii lems No trouble troublesome some routines No blanks Just come in hi and bring a gallon of blood r t Randolph Paul the treasury expert expert ex ex- ex- ex pert be behind ind the latest idea says i there there will be novice taxpayers tax taxpayers tax tax- I payers under our new laws all aU in t the lower lover brackets and that as tax tax-I few v of them can save any money for 1 1 taxes the only way to collect is to take it at the source Its It's a perfect per per- l feet tax collection plan bear Ball ty tying ing speed high-speed and frictionless it it picks up the lint off the rugs and j Johm the dandruff off your shoulders bt right I li f I t A baby can use it as well as asan an adult You pay through the nose Under Under Un Un- der federal nose control It makes it easier for everybody except the boss and the cep r ing department Well VeU they're too groggy to notice a little extra works work t r anyhow Under Mr l Pauls Paul's proposal the boss handles the whole business lIe He does docs the deducting answers your squawks tries to smooth your wounded feelings and then prepares certificates affidavits and miscellaneous papers to be filed and forwarded to all aU necessary necessary tv zt sar sary addresses The employer gets carbon copies copies' j while the glee club softly sings Among My Souvenirs y Not that you dont don't t have to bother l r to make out a tax blank You have to do that just the same as as' as ever The new plan makes it more exciting If when you figure up Up what you ow owe Uncle Sam you find the 10 per cent share of your salary has overpaid the tax you apply for fora a refund If you find youre you're still shy shya i ia a few dollars you send em in C And if R youre you're still baffled you retire to a cool dry place and await further advices Gm S Se t e pilot It probably never will be passed fer au of But if it is the folks will take it without undue lamentations War iswar is is' iswar iswar war and it costs money A. A Bus Lines Pooled Headline Headline All the road hogging is to b be bedone i done under one head now The government again this again this time through Donald M M. Nelson warns Nelson warns that autos may be seized unless every ev ev- r eV-r ery cry driver c cuts ts down his speed and uses his tires as little as possible i How about having the cops stop and take the names of all those drivers who still ignore all the warnings And then beginning the seizures seizures' from that list i i Uniforms Uniform for lor the women's army have been chosen choen and it is a relief to know that thaI they will be standardized so that no lady will refuse to turn out on the le ground some other member of the outfit looks smarter MYSTERY l Y Im I'm full of curiosity I Which nothing ever throttles j Why women think for charm they need N So many jars and bottles PIER sK All work on theaters and ball ballparks ballparks ballparks parks must be stopped it is announced announced an an- pounced by the Skinny ODay captain of the grammar I 1 school nine says he hopes it f doesn't mean that his team cant can't fliers complete that new backstop d fla alJ made of rusty wire i 10 diers Add similes He was as exhaust patter exhaust titer after ed as a man who just cut his lawn with a power mower J GANGWAY t 1 1 Elmer Twitchell is all upset over oter a rum rumo rumor he just jut heard in connection o with the banon ban bara on cuffs on mens men's trousers He hears tha dha Mr Henderson may order the seizure sei o all aU mens men's pants this summer if the situations gets worse I t A German U-boat U commander i judging from m his i radio message worried because American girls esit c e sit on bathing beaches Is it possible possible pos pass sible that S is to d de d' declare clare war on Miss America 0 As we understand it Washington Washing ton is now pessimistic because of all the optimism Patriot No The fellow who who reading that Uncle Sam must b bar cuffs on trousers to conserve cloth goes down and orders six new sui suit before the cuff order takes effect Wooden tires have been sue sue- used in St. St Louis But e great it must seem funny to call up a 20 at carpenter to fix a flat fiat kro an as A t Suite Quite I 5 j 2 4 |