Show Summer Stories some are not By DES BARKER This story as most stories with once upon a Once Upon A when the world was very new when every publication was a first there lived a young man named News Print was an industrious gent who ran a His ancestors were all sorts of folks there was even an old maid aunt of his who ended everything she wrote with her admitted Two of his Upper and Lower advertised There was another man named Line A. He had a rather large The Type family included three Tela and To characterize them according to News Print's Stereo was set in her was definitely not but Teja well that's where our story really He used a standard line and before long News Print and Tele Type were In due time an or should it be came No it was a and they named her Time went on as time and Im-Print grew and grew till she had a bold She ran around her father's newspaper office much to the dismay of the editors and One day when she was continually under the shop foreman got out of sorts and shouted with scorn MIS-PRINT even in his anger he maintained his composure sad but News Print's daughter had gotten in the way and a mistake in the copy had been made And to this day in newspaper offices everywhere you'll hear the same shout of MIS-PRINT exclaimed whenever a typographical error is It's time to put all good little papers to bed And don't be alarmed if come morning you're read Now I'd better stop or I'll be-come wordy So twenty-nine and Ho Hum By now all of you who are attending summer school for the first time should have found out that classes still interfere with outside But don't feel too badly I overheard two profs the other day bemoaning the fact that their golf game had to be delayed because of class |