Show I Getting back to modern times thres I there were those who got J a little exhilarated and decided to togo go fishing on Riverside drive Not in the Hudson but on the drive itself 1 Instead of a boat they used a taxi- taxi I cab But their equipment was real II j deep sea rods The lure was pork porle 1 and lamb chops Their quarry was and Poles and they had several sevi sev- sev i eral promising bites They might V i I have made some catches but a I fic fie cop took a hand in the matter I j Facing arrest on charges of disorderly disori deny derly conduct etc they reluctantly j gave up the thc expedition and nd returned i i to headquarters i r i i Ii i- i Speaking of clubs chubs there is one I where no matter who calls the member is never present He may be right in m plain sight of the menial who answers the phone but still the 1 reply is Sorry but he isn't in Thus protection But recently a member on his return home informed ini in- in informed i formed his wife that he had spent t j I the evening at that club His statement statement state state- I I ment caused no end of trouble The wife had telephoned to the club and I had been given the usual answer Now there is s an exception to the rule No matter who calls hes he's hesi i among those present e e Subway eavesdropping Say I buddie Youre You're a boner I if you take that dame out She wont won't be satisfied with a 50 I cent movie I 0 t Bell Ben Syndicate Syndicate Service I |