Show This Week I lj J ARTHUR BRISBANE Monkeys So Why Not Opera A J Japanese Army New Life Elixir Surprise for Mt Sinai Recently San Francisco opened U tar magnificent War Memorial a six mil million million million lion dollar opera house with a brit haul llant audience and a fine performance of La Tosca Tesca This Is tho the first municipally owned opera house In fn America Some conservative con will say That Is la Social Social- Ism lam But Dut almost every big city in Its zoo a monkey house hous and no one calls caUs that S Socialism If H a house in n which monkeys squeak and gibber I is good democracy why not an open house In which mentally higher boiD beings I produce good music Lieutenant John E. E Wright U. U S S. S Arm Army retired Sl says B Uncle Sam in Hawaii Ha Is training an nn army for Japan It is la not an army to fight Japan In Incase Incase incase case of oC trou trouble le but an army to fight right for Japan Hawaii has haa a militia largely large large- ly h Japanese Japanese and land Uncle Sam enlists Japanese and other gives them thorough military training under white Amerl American n officers And there says saS Wright we are aro training an aD that army would be useful to Japan In case of t trouble Uncle Sam has hns done so man many foolish things that he could hardly be ex expected potted to omit this one Fortunately marching soldiers In the next war wJ will not be bo important no more important than bows and anel arrows A nation might have hao ten million of ot them and It bo be only so many nanny more units for llyon to gas and aDd bomb If another war comes whoever h hH haw the best besl planes bombs poison gas sa a and pilots will have the victory It would be Interesting to Know knot what oW official cia I goose in Wa Washington Imagined that tin hn an American army uniform uniform uni uni- form would change chanse any Japanese into Inton a n fighter righter for tho the United States Asia Every Japanese much to hlf hie credit remains a patriotic Japanese to tho the day doy of his hh death no matter uniform ho may w wear ar Since Braun Sequard French doctor octor of the last century be began began gan gait his studies in retardation of senility BO st many plans have beon been sug- sug for keeping off ate old age Dr transplants glands of ot monkeys monkeys' monkeys mon mon- keys keg and other animals In tho the bodies of ot old men and Is said to have hae met with success A new and a n more pleasant rejuvenation rejuvenation nation process is offered seriously by byan byan byan an Italian doctor of ot standing He has nn nn elixir Of or lifo life which he says postpones old ago for Cor ten years yean adding that tt to tea the length of ot lire life Aa As 8 a I Continued on last Jast page pago paso This Week t Continued from page one result of oC twenty years' years study he offers offers of of- fers a solution of oC gold platinum pa- pa brain extract Iodine phosphorus phosphorus formic acid and other Ingredients ingredients ingredients taken taleen in minute doses It sounds like the alchemists of ot old But since we know that almost all of ot the odd ninety elements are arc contained and needed in the human body that the lack of one metal causes pernicious anemia It is la unwise to laugh at any any- thing Interesting stran strange This Is really and unusual which means that it lo to news The Thee Smithsonian Institution wi id establish an observatory on that th i mountain In the Sinai Desert was waa climbed by Moses when he went up alone and came down with the Ten Commandments That particular mountain now called Mount St. St Katherine is la a desolate peak rising out of at the desert almost feet above sea level If the workmen that build the observatory observatory ob ob- are at all religious they will have have- some Iome queer feelings hammering i and building on that particular spot I Canada and Britain have finally arranged ar arranged r ranged Canadas Canada's tariff wall to favor tavo trade with England the mother coun coun- try The United States can offer otter no objection once the forty eight states state that mako make up this favor each oher with absolute tree free trade The Canadian prime minister Mr Bennett explains that the United States Rt hR tt tariff rH wt wall 11 closes United It S tit u eo markets to Canadian agricultural producers producers pro pro- Those producers will remember with more or less gratitude that tho the till still have the use of or the Panama Canal letting them reach Europe quickly and cheaply by water That canal built b by the United States money charges British and other foreign ships no more than it does United States ships an extremely foolish ar ar- ar- ar Russia seems to have adopted a maxim quoted by Charles E E. E Mitchell I head of ot New Yorks York's big National CIt City Bank Never interfere with the th enemy while he Is in the process of or making a mistake Russia Russin believes that Japan In Manchuria Manchuria Man Man- churia churla Is draining dr away her resources money and men and that It will take years and many millions to carry out the Japanese e program which Includes suppression of ot Chinese rebels and brigands Russia will hold bold aloof aloot and watch not interfering while Japan weakens herself Ireland lost a fine old lady and her hei herI oldest Inhabitant recently whon when the I Hon Katherine Plunket died On her hor birthday the ninth of or next November she w would uld have been one hundred bundred and anil an twelve years old Daughter of or the second sec eec and ond Baron Plunket lord bishop ot of Tuam her mother was the daughter of or j John W. W Foster last speaker of ot tho the Irish House of ot Commons t 1415 19 by King lat Uc |