Show This is Week Weel Weekly ly by h ARTHUR BRISBANE Shall We Become Perennials Chicago's Queer Idea Who Can Fol Follow ow a Pigeon One Brick This Is important to old ladies and gentlemen that would like to stay on onearth onearth earth longer than nature usually allows Cornell University has changed an annual plant one that dies and must be planted every year into a lasting perennial by treatment with X rays Man Nan is a mixture between an annual and a perennial biped lasts but a few winters and then must go From his hii head to his feet microscopic micro micro- enemies Including millions of ot intestinal bacteria attack ma man from birth Science might find fiad a way to attack them a. a and a postpone the a able aple 1 death Sometimes It is necessary sa as Lingi Cornaro said of himself to live lIyo to be 90 In order to know that the world is beautiful On the tho average It takes us seventy years to learn that life Is interesting and nearly all of ot ua 11 are taken from life Ufe Just when l it begins l to be worth while This S is written in Chicago at the lakes lake's edge after halt half a days day's visit to Milwaukee ee another big lake city Walking along Chicago's lake front from Crom tho the Michigan 1 Central station to the Blackstone you aro are fascinated as usual by the pawing horse upon I which John A A. A Logan perched on his high mound rides nowhere I On the edge edgo of ot the slope a man lies asleep In the rising sun a pile of newspapers for Cor his bed Chicago has signs In parks reading Newly seeded please keep off But If it It it Is NOT newly seeded you ou may walk lie He play or anywhere They have a strange Idea here that the earth parks Included belongs to the people Milwaukee is Interesting because there gangsters shoot you yoo rarely The eccentric local police havo have no partnerships partnerships partnerships partner partner- ships with crime When Then something la ta a pulled off ott the police pollee have hav no short share shamin in the profits For that re reason Nuon won things are not pulled off otto Other big hi clU cIti cities tired of ot being shot up and shot down might Inquire Into that On Long Island far off to the set east a father obeying orders found a carrier car ear earnor carrier rier nor pigeon at a certain spot fastened large bills to tho the bird and released it It hoping for the return of his year 16 old son That in plan will interest the thet h ht ads t of ot our new crime Industry A I pigeon cannot talk cannot walk home with detectives following cannot be followed through the air Imagine the gratification of Como om lamp Continued on last page This Week Continued from rom page one unemployed that might shoot the tIle pigeon and find bills attached The good bishop of ot olden days das that dropped his liis studded jewel ewel studded gold cross overboard in the middle of oC the sea and had it handed to him politely by a large targe crab as he stepped ashore could not Dot be more pleasantly surprIsed Returning to good old Wall Nall Street you OU find rind that Broker Bernard E E. Smith bought from n a gold sold mining company of ot Juneau Alaska a large brick of or gold genuine not the usual kind hind payIng payIng pay pay- Ing lug It was stamped Brick BrIc 1 No 1000 Broker Smith is supposed l to have said I uI want to be bo able to that SOMETHING is worth prove rove what we wo thought it was two years ago Many intellectual highbrows came cameto cameto to Detroit to attend a dinner given to young Americans from all ull over the United States All had competed for tor prizes offered by the seven Fisher brothers for tor the best examples of craftsmanship that the boys could show Each was tomake tomake to tomake make with his own hands an old fashioned fashioned fash tash elaborate coach gilded trimmed trimmed trim trim- med with velvet and gold braid the I sort that died out in Europe with the i iI revolution evolution I coming of or the French i I The work of these boys displayed I was remarkable for its expert crafts crans Fisher brothers manship The seven I who ho know lenow how to make coaches coach en I agreed that It would be difficult to find findan findan an adult craftsman who lio could doI do better I The serious news is across the ocean in England where the proud British have haye come to reI rely upon the text I II I have been young oung and now I am old yet have I not seen the righteous forsaken for for- 1 nor his seed begging bread i Think of or the Bank Dank of ot England 1 draIned of ot its gold by the Bank Banle of I France and the Empire that could borrow bor endless millions sterling under t row low I two per Pear cent a year worried about a aI I trifling deficit of ot In the would have i i roarIng oaring this country I lent that amount to Liberia or Kam I I England's plight with France taking all her gold forced to make male a combination lion tion government of oC Labor and TorIes is the worlds world's most pathetic picture if It you forget China Whatever we unfortunate Amerl Amen I cans do someone hates bates us for it Returning to ancient barter and e exchange ex ex- charge change we trade our surplus wheat heat for Cor fori Cori i i Bi Brazils Brazil's axils axil's surplus coffee coHee Argentina says sas You are steal stealing g my South I American wheat heat lD market Shame I You cant can't please your jour our neighbors especially es if you ou are aie rich The navy r finds fill one good feature inthe In the unemployment situation J i the la last t year there were only forty five desertions compared with more than thana thant a t thousand In 1927 t J a L' L II Rm n. n |