Show ST AhLE LE By LARRY STAHLE As this time of f years rolls around we all start to look our lives over and decide what we should change about our our- selves These resolutions we usually break the first day but I have a few which I am sure that I can keep Here they are For the coming years I Ivow Ivow Ivow vow that I will not eat any imported whale blubber from the Eskimos I promise that when my wife's Norwegian family gets together and has a fish dinner dinner din din- ner ncr that I will restrain myself myself myself my my- self and not eat those delicious fish eyes and heads I am not going to read the book on How to Make Take a Million Mil MU lion Dollars from a Thousand Dollar investment I know that Uncle Sam needs the tax money but I haven't got a thousand dollars I r will not feel bad when I Iam Iam Iam am not made bishop or stake president I promise that I will not notI I will not go surf board riding at Hawaii this year I absolutely will not try to take a political job I never did like mud pies I promise that I will try to restrain myself from reading the entire Encyclopedia American American American Amer Amer- ican set I will not work more than two hours a day Oops I broke that one before I even got to the new year I promise not to become a wealthy man I will not play football on Main Street Well VeIl I guess I am going to todo todo todo do pretty good on my resolutions resolutions resolutions for the new year Hope you all do as well We Ve want to wish you all nIl a Happy and Prosperous New Year |