Show P h 1 Iv I Iii Wi v essin Around Had a letter from my sister the theother theother other day and she asked me if Iwas I Iwas 7 was going to get my Christmas r Cards mailed before the postal rates go up August 1 Well Veil I could print Do Not Open Until Xmas on the envelopes and work it out Then theres there's the vacationing wife g gone ne fishing with her husband husband husband hus hus- band who asked the man of the boat Have you another cork dear This one keeps sinking If anyone is wondering what interest we have in the Mid-East Mid other than saving face and fulfilling fulfilling fulfilling ful ful- filling commitments they should I know that we get a neat little puddle of barrels of oil oila a day from that area And wasn't it to have Baghdad fall into unfriendly hands on the eve of the Baghdad Pact meet More lore people might live to a aripe aripe aripe ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for Cor it Daughters are arc quite a source of laughs for fathers I guess mine surely is The other day we were headed north and I was busy trying to miss some of the holes in the road between here and Ephraim when she popped up with I call this the Woodpecker Woodpecker Wood Wood- pecker Road No explanation Then the other night she slept out with a friend and got a dandy mosquito bite that swelled her left eye about half shut She looked in the mirror and said Look Daddy I look just like Gene Fullmer Early to bed and early to rise and you'll never have red in the whites of your eest eesI eyes ees t I could still use help with my myson myson myson son and his determination to be bea a good New York Yankee fan I pointed out the other day that the Yankees had twice as much I lead over the second place team team in the American League as the first place team had over the last place in the National L League ague I tried to convince him this was bad for baseball but being a aI atrue atrue I true Yankee fan he would like to see them th-em win every game garnet game Middle l age is when your memory memory memory mem mem- ory is shorter your experience longer your stamina lower and your forehead higher Getting into a n major improvement improvement improvement improve improve- ment project such as Manti 1 is isnow isnow isnow now in is a sure way for the theMa Ma Mayor or and City Councilmen to get talked about Every sidewalk superintendent who happens by has a good or bad comment on the condition of things and the way the work is being done But well we'll just wager that well we'll all be proud of the new Main lain Street the better road surface and the new sidewalks curb and gutter when its it's all finished o 0 |