| Show Saga of Traffic Ticket Proves Crime Pays at Cashier Window Many students fall prey to the campus traffic control system without just This is by their own In the instance of the ever present hypothetical Joe unable to find a parking place within feet of his next parks While in class the grey coupe of the traffic department visits the scene and Officer McG-arry leaves greetings from the cashier's Hero Joe re-appears with smooth chick on arm and expounds on the injustice done He won't pay One week the traffic assuming the ticket was maliciously taken from his windshield as has often been charged by offending drops him a wee are not aware that a traffic ticket has been issued against your Call in at the Dean of Men's office at your earliest convenience and appeal or make Joe College is going to make something of He'll show this institute of the CASE WILL SET A He enters the dean's office and confers with John graduate student in who handles the office end of the traffic department on a part-time Joe College of course pay a I will it's the principle of the He fills out an appeal sheet and gives his couldn't find a place to park and had to get to you're planning to set a precedent in the don't use the above There are over a thousand of them on file all Friend Joe receives in a few days another card informing him of the date and time of student Many times students do not appear in They rely on their written Not so our He enters Union at the His opposition is a board of law students with one member acting as Citizen Joe College his rumples his cites himself as a victim of educational bureaucracy and concludes with a for he's in a state of nervous His display has been for the court is The judges Their secret ballots as full fine to be paid by As downtrodden Joe College leaves for the cashier's office he's informed most appeals wind up The frosty air sharpens our boy's wits twixt Union and Park and he prepares another barrage for the cashier's who gets the hand painted ties this traffic dough From behind the window comes a complete The money is handled in a special traffic Expenses for postage and decals are deducted from the The balance goes into the general university fund as prescribed by state Verbally licked Joe College pays his fine and returns to his car parked on the A grey coupe is cruising west past the L. A. building and in its wake a notice of violation flutter under the windshield wiper of the College lad's Des |
