| Show v v Talk Yolk of the Town To by Karl Keller Sheepherders Sheepherder's Paradise It may be a subject of debate I but it seems to me that sheep- sheep herding in iii our age in our day dayis is an eccentric art and to tobe tobe tobe be envied in some respects If it is true that geniuses are aro erratic people then it m must u us s t follow that people of mediocre occupations are respectable if they are tenacious about their self taught t tau a u g h t principles Tin The sheepherder who sells his talents talents talents tal tal- of organization for money is often the subject of much jealously we are given to understand understand understand un un- that no sheepherder was ever run over by a car ever died of the valley heat nor was ever purged for Communist Communist Communist Com Com- tendencies Alone on the range he lie can think of any darn thing he h wants for as long as he wishes and he will eventually find that he has little use for the f fin fine i n e things in life Sheepherders maladies are very few once in awhile a good case of loneliness the home-cooking home blues and abit a abit abit bit of misogyny Sheepherders are probably the most most- photographed people in inthe inthe inthe the country discounting Ike Mamie of c course They seem to be a favorite with tourists as they trail a few sheep along some well traveled highway Perhaps the biggest argument against becoming a sheepherder for life is that youre you're always alway seeing the behind of things But then that's life T T Why h Women omen Are Like Newspapers 1 They have forms 2 They have a large circulation lation 3 A back issue is not in de de- de mand 4 They come in all types 5 They stack up well 6 Some can be picked up on street corners 7 You cant can't believe half that they say 8 They arent aren't worth much 9 You should have one of your own and not borrow your neighbors Genealogically Treed Ive I've just had a look at my fam fam- ily tree And the view I now take is quite dim For Ive I've found as I rather surmised surmised surmised sur sur- it would be That they've got me out on a limb Armour Toasts of the Town Tip to tourists Locomotive engineers dont don't whistle at crossings crossings crossings cross cross- crossI ings just to keep up their cour cour- age Humorous note from a magazine magazine magazine mag mag- azine advertisement Now that life lite span has increased your skin needs to last longer A newspaper recently reported report report- ed in a European country that at persons were married marriel during 1952 of these were women women Good resolutions are like babies babies babies ba ba- bies crying in church both should be carried out immediately immediately immedi immedi- I |
