| Show I I i I. I Talk of the Town by Karl Keller KellerT T V Y and You Television seems to be the rage of the town these days This monster of the living room roomI is to be found in almost any mans man's home who doesn't mind mindi hi his kids eating sleeping being borne and dying within feet of the TV tube Five times a day on an average average average aver aver- age almost all town will paddy into the television room to light up the tiny screen and live in a world of ecstatic mostly static existence It probably wont won't be too long before people will become so engrossed in television shows that father will have to carry a portable set as he pitches hay mother will do exercises and learn to cook via the electronic machine and the kids will learn how to make money without knowing or doing anything and will most assuredly gain an ad advanced advanced advanced ad- ad education in the whys and wherefores of stabbing goring goring goring gor gor- ing shooting hanging knifing strangling and just plain murdel mur mur- der del As far as the kids are concerned concerned concerned con con- doctors have predicted that by 1960 American American American Amer Amer- ican children will all have protruding protruding protruding pro pro- jaws oversized eyeballs curved spines and pot bellies Although is captivating captivating captivating cap cap- the most intelligent among among among a- a mong us will gaze briefly at a TV screen listen meekly to up shows complete with exhausted commentators a and n d drude rude and intrusive commercials and will be content to take an another another another an- an other aspirin and go to bed Interesting Sidelight I understand that in the northern northern northern nor nor- thern end of the county near Fairview a man has discovered a mineral water spring and is selling it presently for 3 a gal gal- lon Indications are that a health resort will be built there Home is where a man can cansay cansay cansay say what he darn pleases be because because because be- be cause nobody is going to pay any attention |
