Show ONCE OVER Clay Pigeons By SH H. H DM Flying I. I Phillips g the Coop I Washington P Price Price c controls were removed from clay pigeons bowling pins waxed fruits and ami dinosaur skeletons used exclusively exclusive exclusive- ly for educational purposes News item lien Dear OPS I wish to protest your latest ruling removing controls f fro from r o m clay pigeons bowling pins waxed fruits and dinosaur skeletons I am sure you acted without due consideration of the consumers Do you know what this means The cost of clay pigeons will shoot up at once making making mak mak- ing tag it harder and harder for a family family fam fam- ily fly to keep a supply in the house I guess s you are not aware that there are millions of Americans who have not been able to afford a good clay pigeon for months I used my last one a year ago and cannot afford atford af at- ford lord another In fact I am using substitutes like old tin cans and glass balls 0 S S SI I will bet you that Russia has the clay pigeon situation well in hand and Is keeping them withIn within within with with- in the reach of or the people It Is your decontrol of dinosaur skeletons skeletons skeletons that disturbs me rae most however If U you had bad checked carefully you would know they are already hard to get Very few stores have them in stock You have to bid high to obtain one Yes one Yes I know you arc are decontrolling decontrolling decon decon- trolling only dinosaur skeletons used for educational purposes purposes pur pur- poses but bat this means nothIng nothing noth noth- ing Lug to a skeleton shopper I tried to get one just for lor amusement or general utility purposes but the dealer said everything he be had was the educational type He had one dinosaur skeleton that was obviously of no use except as asa asa a hatrack or doorstop but he would not listen to my argument that there was still an OPS ceiling on that model Your action may cost st the Democrats the election There is a big dinosaur skeleton vote Inthis Inthis in inthis this country and It will go to the Republicans I hear that Taft Stassen Stassen Stassen Stas- Stas sen and Kefauver have already come out for dinosaur control and that Ike Eisenhower will soon announce announce announce an an- a stand for maintaining ceilings ceilings ceil cell ings on prehistoric men Egyptian mummies and fossilized fish S S S SHow How can you justify removing controls from bowling pins at this crucial period when our people are har harassed by economic worries and need to go to a bowling alley to get away from rom it all Dont Don't you know the next demand will be to have ceilings removed from bowling balls pool cues and canasta sets In concluding let me rue say that your action action action ac ac- ac- ac tion on waxed fruits is really a n heart beart The wife and I checked on our waxed fruit situation situation situation situa situa- tion only last week Do you know what We are down to three waxed pears six glass grapes and a waxed persimmon We were pretty hungry and ate two of the pears and four glass grapes assuming we could go out and buy some more reason reason- ably And now you go and decontrol them permitting the dealer to up the price to the sky I S S S SI I am bewildered and annoyed II If there ther was one thing I 1 thought Mike Di Vi Sails Salle would not put beyond beyond be be- yond ond my reach it was waxed fruit Ho Hoping ing it is all aU a mistake I am m m Sincerely ly yours ours Elmer Elm PS I I trust there is nothing Inthe in inthe inthe the rumor you are going to remove ceilings on decoy ducks iron deer plastic flowers and elk teeth S S S The Metropolitan is reviving Carmen Carmen Carmen Car men along more modernistic lines Dont Don't tell us that the lady will take a cigarette test explaining the value of a filter I |