Show r 1 17 I I j Z Z Explanation A negro had been trying for forlong a long time to gain membership ir ira in ina ina a lodge They found so many reasons for postponing the induction induction tion ceremonies that he became becam suspicious Ahm inclined to think he said dat yo doan want me in dis heah lodge Well Wen said said the chairman Ill tell ten yo how it is 15 Yo is bald aint yo Yeah But what dat got to do dowid dowid dowid wid it An yo is black aint yo continued the chairman Sho null Well WeB den black bald S S Fraternal Dexterity A rather bewildered man was attending his first lodge meeting He was now a full fledged member and was entitled to the same rights and privileges that the others enjoyed As he started to pull out his watch to find out the time he realized there wasn't any to pull puB out It had been lifted He reported it quietly to the president president president dent of the lodge who immediately asked Who Vho was standing next to you last The new member pointed out a aman aman aman man with whom he had been chatting a few minutes before O 0 K said the president you just wait here Everything will be all right A few minutes later the president president president dent came back to the new member member member mem mem- ber and slipped him his watch Swell said the new man thanks a lot Did he say anything anything anything any any- thing Pipe down whispered the president hoarsely h e aint missed it yet S S S SNo No Quotes Mrs Newlywed greeted her husband as he returned from the theoffice theoffice theoffice office with copious crocodile tears and a telegram I had to open the telegram she said Your rich uncle has passed away After a short pause she couldn't contain herself any longer He mentioned you in his will vili didn't he she asked Yes he did her husband nd said but I wouldn't care to re repeat repeat repeat re- re peat what he said |