Show Revamping of Cheering Urged Dear With what is possibly Utah's important game of the season due to be played on Saturday it is to be hoped that in what little time that remains before then something may be done about a very sad On the day before the Y game a faculty member offered 40 minutes of constructive criticism to his class of Utah's and of its cheerleaders and their apparent lack of imagination and appreciation for the psychological timing of We in the of were indulging in the practice of pushing the teacher out on a tangent to defer as long as possible the awful dangers of exposure to learning which he was not after the Y it was obvious his profession the professor was possessed of acute powers of The inescapable truth is that the U's while equipped with the athletic prowess and other outward characteristics of are apparently equipped with little The Y rooters showed up our uncoordinated That sort of if allowed to cannot live long before they show up our The tragic aspect of the situation is that it need not be A little more drilling of some preparation and instruction as to the effective time to some original thought to go into some original and inspiring to do credit to the school ones we have would reflect miserably on a kindergarten for psychopathic all these would help our cheering to measure up to the stature of the Maybe if we can show the team we can cheer it will be inspired to give us something to cheer Last Saturday the team was obliged to request the Y cheering section to make less noise so that the signals could be and their cheering continued until the closing seconds of the game when tragedy stalked their every We could take a lesson from What a compliment to us it would be if Denver were obliged to make the same request of Perhaps the infant re-incarnation of the spirit of the U would have a chance to reach healthy At the having barely escaped she seems already destined to an early death through WESLEY G. BOWEN Men Dear According to statistics released from the there are three boys to one girl on this Now what I want to know WHERE ARE MY I read the catalogue and thought that I was entitled to them under Isn't that what I paid for in my tuition I shall religiously trudge from house to house in search of my allocated number of If more than one then I shall be g ad to take them both to the Spree Then it would be a double I'm surely anxious to go because I hear it will be twice as much fun and double my 3 money's ALICE THOMPSON |