Show r M Mt t I C 3 New Y York orl Symphony Silhouettes in the Night Fannie Fannie tN j Hurst and her pup in hi the Park at atthe adi the crack of yawn Tony Eden the diplomat checking his luggage luggage- sat S at LaGuardia Airport Franl FranK I devouring a meal at I Howie's Howles s that would fill two heavy heavy- weights George Raft among 6 the other Sardines at Sari Sarcus Sardis s f i Andy Russell and the Ritz Raff i iBros Bros dining at Olins Olin's An Anne Sheridan and her feller at the Riv 1 I iera lera ringside B B. Baruch the the- thet t United Statesman quitting his Central Central Cen Cen- Park bench to amuse the tots c at the playground I Auer thrilled about being cast forthe for fora the radio version of Mrs John Mason Brown wife of the critic looking refreshing de despite despite despite spite the Mrs Wendell Vendell Willkie at the Blue Angel I The than man who makes you pauses pause paus and say theres there's Mr M Molo Molo-i olo- olo I tov He is Bill McKamy executive I tive at the J. J Walter Thompson agency J i Memos of a l Her Her husband ex-husband says Rita Hayworth isn't at a aj ai l proud about the Atom being named for her and her film Gilds Gilda Gilda one of the best press agent ups tie-ups we in history He says it wasn't any tie up tie that that they really adore Rita and so christened it after her He wished however their child Rebecca could one day dai say My mothers mother's name was orthe on or the very last atomic bomb I Midtown Vignette It happened in inthe inthe the Bulc the other night Our reporter was none other than the the- boss Sh im He was touched by the episode An army officer asked that barkeeper barkeeper barkeeper bar bar- keeper Tony Butrico join him at athis att his table for a drink We served i together overseas said the officer He reminisced long with Ton TonI Tony Tonyp and then insisted on having a photo photo- I taken of their meeting The officer of 1 I made a terrific hit with the the- staff and patrons by this demonstration demonstration demon demon- I strati on of democracy and being a anice a anice nice guy His name and mark I it down high on your list is General General General Gen Gen- eral H. H F Kramer I I Sounds in the Dark At the China Doll She knows all the answers Its It's the questions that confuse her I At the Mermaid Room Hes He lost weight but he was once th the the- biggest jerk in town A AMonte's At Montes Monte's on the Park She has th the I lead in his next flop At Leon Leo LeonI Eddies saving her husbands husband's husbands husband's husbands husband's hus hus- I bands band's money for a Reno day At Chandlers Chandler's Now No that theres there's n nC no I OP OPA A people should be reminded that a fool and his money are soo soon worthless Lois Thrasher a Chicago news news- gal belongs in in any column about abou newspaper heroes Not too Ion long longI I ago the wife of a official wa was wasI slain in rn a Chicago hotel and Loi Lois I took a there as a chambermaid to check the movements of a sus sus- After maneuvering to b be assigned to the floor where the susI suspect sus sus- pe peat t lived Lois inspected his suit suite I with no luck In addition she she- had to scrub a dozen bathrooms on oh hands and knees Jackie Kelk witnessed a woman trying to navigate in a traffic jam l She rammed the car in front o oher of her then tried to back up anc and knocked down a pedestrian Then she tried to move over to the curland curl curb and smacked into a hydrant A gendarme rushed up OK lady he demanded lets see your license Dont be silly she grunted give ME a license ME I When Frank Franl Ward one of the crafts craft's greatest was on the New York newspapers pers they could always be counted on to give you your two cents worth Frank once had a city editor of the oh old school who made him rewrite his his copy at least once once to o matter how good it was To even matters with him who was doing an article on the origin of the Supreme Supreme Su Su- Su- Su preme Court dug up a piece the city editor had written on the subject subject subject sub sub- years before copied it word for word and then handed it in The editor glared read and barked I could do a better job than this when I was was was-in in inthe inthe the newspaper business six months funny jibed Frank You wrote this junk when you were in the business six years Judy Canova knows the laz laziest est television performer in the country A comedian who just holds up his joke po book ok before the camera Morton Thompsons Thompson's new book How to Be a Civilian revives the theone theone theone one about the GI in his first Auto Auto- mat He kept putting nickels in slots and carrying the food back to a table repeating the trick for 15 15 minutes The food was a foot high all over the table A fascinated civilian asked him you enough food You'll Youn never ever eat all that Why dont don't you quit What exclaimed the GI Quit when Im I'm winning I |