| Show what o thinks i iUa n s sou a aUs about ou t Us Ua Present Present Day Day Sissies CANT A MONICA NICA CALIF SANTA and Our ancestors the men met women who whittled this count country coun try t tryout ry out of ramping wilderness wilderness- they were different although pet per perhaps haps hags difficult to get along g with They'd fight you over almost any Issue their Issue their personal rl rights ht their pub pub- lie He wrongs their national principles their private prejudices dices their o 0 outer u t e r i t boundaries their Internal Internal In In- They i policies fought one another the they fou fought foupht ht foreign forel n powers powes hut But excusing politicians anti and prof professional s. s whiners they didn't do such an awful aw aw- L ful Cui lot of fretting peer I Ithe the painfully primitive conditions of a plo plo- veering life We their o r hh Irvin S. S Cobb children with too too many many laws we wont won't enforce criminals we wont won't punish too ton many unjust taxes we wont won't rebel against we complain about everything e Its It's a as though b a race of eagles bred a breed breedI of worms that turn only to turn theother the theother I other cheek I guess were we're getting peevishly flabby I I woke up this morning feeling as and I dont don't flabby as us a cold flapjack So I know when Ive I've been sat down and wrote this NB N.B. And N.B.-And And never mind telling me that a worm hasn't any cheek cheel- I know that as well wen as you ou do s f Vats Van Passing RANTED GRANTED that In these shIftIng G times there Is a somewhat prevalent prevalent prey prey- alent tendency to regard It this way and be governed accordingly for a aman aman aman I man to have Jave been a success Is a crl ae but to have been a failure Is a pro pro- I Even so theres there's still a thrill reading of ot the career of M M. M J. J Van an I Horatio Alger might have written him He De starts life as ns a n newsboy In Cle Cleve Cleve- e- e I land Today at four fifty-four he lies dead there I How many millions he left lef nobody knows Probably he didn't much care It must have been the sport and not the size of ot the game-bag game that made him a dominant figure in railroading and u That's one side of ot the American pic plc- ture tune The other side Is that almost ever every y one of us knows or has heard of or a former reputed millionaire who'd like to get a good Job somewhere sellIng sellIng sell sell- Ing newspapers S S The Source of an Idea Ide I IRAN RAN across It the other day this day this ancient one Shipwrecked d mariners In crisis Sea rising life raft sinking beneath them no rescue craft In sight Situation seems to call for professions of faith But nobody can quote from the Scriptures Scriptures Scriptures Scrip Scrip- tures nobody can sing a n hymn nobody even knows a prayer Desperately the mate speaks up Men we gotta do pious pious lets lets let's pass the bat batI I read that antique wheeze and In a flush flash the puzzle was solved Now I know where they got the original Idea those those economic wizards wl In and out of ot congress who In times like these bob up with various theories but all aimed at the same purpose namely that financial security se can cnn be restored not bj b giving Indu Industry try a chance to recuperate re recuperate recuperate re- re but by taking away the previous prey ous aUs fruits of Industry Hollywoods Hollywood's Newest Grievance HI H D se sentiment Is that those mose e alleged pOI polygamists recently on trial over at Kingman In Arizona should be penalized for breaking the rules rutes You see the curious colony up there in the desert favors a v OJ'S ha having vi n a lotof lot lotof lotof of wives all at once whereas the Hollywood Hollywood Holly Holly- wood championship team tears prefers vanous various various vari van ous wives one at a time which prevents prevents pre pre- I vents confusion and works out to the s same me gratifying high scores In the end But no maW matter r how the low law may Isene serve sene those Arizona husbands I would put In a plea for the female codefendants co de charged with marrying em so copiously For Ive I've just seen some sume newspaper pictures of the male prison prison- ers ens Gentlemen of the Jury If It they be true likenesses those poor near near near ted women already have ha suffered enough Talk 22 about being beIns moro more sinned a against than thun sinnIng S That Banker Bankers Identity I TF F THE tnt wont won't name him A I shant shan't But Ill I'll bet an a y thin thing f I hn have ve a left I 1 that mean any th the dIstinguished distinguished dIs- dIs E banker who told him this country could safely go In debt deb t for quite a 8 lot more e billions Is financial the same me mee I wizard who coun I about m my dainty little I investments In the blithe braw brave d days 6 before certaInly HI O. O I It t te sounds like e the e same sume On second thou thought ht mn b not fellow Be cause the last I heard heird of he my mv ban banker her er era was sitting b by y the stearn I a county pipeS s n at t poor farm i the hack 1 East a. a telling other r Inmates about un an I system tem for beating n those stuck Infallible boys You see he was sucker t tto to follow his enough own advice Can Cao you I IRVIN S. S C 0 North American COBS COBB Inc Inc Service A |
