Show BRISBANE THIS WEEK No Core No War Sloan Sees Secs Light The Holy Roly City Cily Falls Fulls i G. G B. B Shaw Writes V rites A small boy asked askell for Cor the core of ot othis his apple sale said sa III There aint going to be no core Laval nl French premier tired of dangerous dangerous dan dan- son going In the Mediterranean l g goings on In the Mediterranean flounces bluntly There ere aint going to no war requesting England to to tore rev rc- move mo her battleships from the Medi The wise British have ha known all along that there thereas was as to be no war but thought It well to Indulge In virtuous demonstrations Britons rarely mal make e diplomatic mistakes mistakes mistakes mis mis- takes diplomats of other countries are children to them although France Fiance FranceIs Is an exception to that rule Washington believes belle the war will en end In CO GO days das and h has s probably been told so b by somebody In Europe i Alfred P. P Sloan Jr president of General Gen Con eral oral Motors announces all signals set for Increased automobile sales next year cur and no doubt about it It I lie He approves es an nn automobile show in inNo No November ember ember instead 11 of January as gic- gic giving giving ing the people more time to realize that the important car Is the winter car when the automobile wears the rubbers for the whole family I Capturing will Ill Impress pians plans The holy city surrendered by bythe bythe bythe the Ethiopians without a n shot contains the tombs of all nil Ethiopian rulers since the time of Sheba The Coptic Christian Christian Chris Chrls- tian bishop of voluntarily gave ga I the keys of the city to the Italian Gen Emilio de Bono at He accepted acI accepted ac ac- I the keys kes proclaimed Italy's s annexation of sent a force to surround the city and prevent looting the monasteries and the ancient cathedral cathedral cathedral cathe cathe- dral of ot St. St Mary Zion In that cathedral the original Ark Arl of the Covenant Is belle ed to be pre pre- I served Ethiopian history relates that when Solomon sent the son of his high priest with other sons of great dignitaries dignitaries dig dig- to accompany Sheba's son I after his visit to his father the son of or the we high priest toOK the me we original I Ark of the Covenant with him substituting substituting sub sub- subI I an Imitation ark aik much to the Indignation of Solomon and that high I priest In Justice to the high priests priest's I Ison son It must be stated that an angel I appeared and gave ga him Instructions about st stealing lIng the ark II George Bernard Shaw discovers ers that Ethiopia called so-called Is an aggregation of tribes one ruled fairly well by Halle Selassie who Is called Emperor Emperor Em Eta the others doing about as they please In some of these Ulese tribes what pleases the natives would seem strange to us For Instance among the a alady alady alady lady will not marry a gentleman until he ho proves that he has killed at least four tour men And he lie must prove It b by I bringing back the easily Identified fragments of ot four tour mutilated tell bodies Married life lite with such a n lady should never neer be dull Wars come w wars go o Standard Oil I goes on forever working Walter WaIter Teagle head of Standard Oil of ot New Jersey with oil wells scattered over the world offers to buy er e every barrel bar bar- barrel rel of oil that Russia exports many million barrels a n year To a avoid old ill III feeling Mr Teagle would let British Royal Shell Dutch and Iranian Anglo-Iranian have part of Russia's Russins surplus Your Uncle Sam Is very rich now never had so much gold goM In his lug life J The total pile an lIan all aU time high amounts to more than fifteen billions I of ot dollars It wouldn't be such a big pile of gold If the government had hall not Ingeniously Ingeniously In In- raised the price of ot the gold oun ounce Gold has been coming rapidly from Europe lately Including some gold that frightened Americans sent abroad for Its hen health Hh The United States Is becoming more and more a gambling nation and inconsequence In tn Inconsequence consequence less and less a thinking working nation Gambling makes real work seem not worth while Why work If It you you can play the horses Can you Imagine Washington Lincoln or Edison studying past performances Mr Damon Runyon writes A A few 3 years ears ago the Broadway betting men would have sneered sn atthe atthe at atthe the idea of wagering on college football foot foot- ball ban games Now It is the biggest betting betting betting bet bet- ting medium of any sport with betting betting bet bet- ting brokers Issuing regular printed quotations on the various games every week At the Methodist Protestant church conference a committee of the Lords Lord's day recommends that churches hurches be lighted like Uke motion picture cathe The committee complains The Church of Christ Is In comparative tive Uve darkness with often otten but a n single light over o the door and at the speakers speakers speaker's speakers speaker's speak speak- ers er's desk to save e expense ense i New Jersey Justice decides that convicted of ot murdering he the Lindbergh child may live a n little e longer to take an appeal to the United States tates Supreme court The Supreme court may In Its discretion iodine decline to Investigate Hauptmann's conviction In that case the curtain falls fails e King Kins Features Featured Syndicate Int Inc Ina B Service r lc |