Show F F This Thisby W eek ek ly hy ARTHUR The Gold COln Comedy dy McAdoo Sees Russia Ruia Crime Marches On Eleventh Mussolini Y Year car carVa We Va abandoned the tho gold basis as fiS proudly ns as some sonic little girl leaving the I putty party IH ty and ancl taking Inking her dolls with her The rho Government said lo to citizens I Y You u cant can't have havo any gold goltl so if iC you have any bring it to me The citizens brought it itAn Au An embargo embar embar- go was as put on gold What we had a af af f S thousand million dollars worth orth we would Keep What we ve did not have hae v edid not nol need As the old Batavia farmer fanner put It we were as independent as a n hog on the Ice If he could not stand up he could sit down Then we changed our minds decided ed that we did nerd need gold and ought to buy it because such buying would knock down the price of our dollar which persisted in staying up and keeping products dear So we began buying gold but only gold brand new mined in iA the United ed States Stales no buying gold from foreigners That lasted a a few fei days lays Now weare we weare are aie buying gold wherever wo we can get it always with the understanding that it t is too good to let common Americans Ameri Amerl cans have it H. And to buy the gold in n Europe we must roust first purchase British exchange pounds sterling It Il seems seem our humble dollar Is s not nol good enough to pay ay for gold but British paper money Is is all allright allright right although Britain Britan also is s off oft the gold basis And as our dollar drops the pound rises Read React that t riddle please I Senator McAdoo of California back from Russia could not help but see evidence of progress in the construe lion tion of or huge apartment houses streets sewers and transit facilities He admires President HO Roosevelt's se wisdom moving toward recognition of Russia and was Impressed by the ab nb hence bence of unemployment In Moscow l They make male people work over there whether they want to or 01 not Here he hey cant can't get work even when the they want It We have committees to lo suppress crimo and gangs one one established by bythe bythe bythe the Federal Government nt Senator Copeland Copeland Cope Cope- land of New York Voik at its head and every overy big and little city to town ton and village has its police force But crime goes oes ahead paying no attention we well organized using automatIcs and machine ma chine guns as calmly as doctors write out nut prescriptions Camden N. N J J. J reports Gangsters stood two mon men against trees on the edge of the thc city today and pumped bullets Into them One was vas killed the other Is dying T The e police are searching for two women friends of the victims believing bellev Ing the they too have pe been slain to sea seal their lips They Knew too too- much Police Palice rarely larely solve a murder murler mystery mystery mys mys- tery when they find no motive for tor lh the crime Sometimes they dont don't want to solve it H. Recently Italy celebrated with Mussolini Mus- Mus the eleventh anniversary of the march on Rome which established Fascism as the sov government of Italy Mussolini's message to the Italian HaHan peo 1 pie declares that Fascism Is the hope hone of the world It has certainly worked wonders rs In Italy But Dut the world will ask After tAfter Mussolini what and What after Stalin Kemal Pasha Hitler Hiller That any particular brand pf autor- autor autocracy racy lacy Is or could be the hope of the world is doubtful What suits the Italians would not suit China And what might suit either would not suit the United States Slates We must all work out our out problems separately and hope for the tile best The British say the question of foreign for for- eign debts is up to fa Roosevelt RoosevelL Usually Usually ally when an Individual nation owes money it is up to the one that owes to lo pay Jay Conditions It s seems ems change when Europe owes the United States By Dy the way Brazil is postponing th the p t payment of its war debt to France You can Imagine the indignation caused by that lack of good faith The government will lend lend farmers fifty cents a bushel on corn r and nd fo for r corn grown on good land fifty cents ls It not a bad price although it t ought to tobe tobe be one dollar Some call the governments government's lending h socialism The majority will ag agree that it Is s better than old conditions under which corn sold 1 for ten cents a bushel and man many farmers used it for foi fuel because it was vas cheaper than coal A new cancer theory is advanced by Professor Protessor Fischera Fischer Italian scientist h who tells tell the International Gland Con Congress Con gress gross at Madrid the dying out of glands because of or age ngo is the chief Ier f cause o of cancer He Ue urges replenish ing fug of glandular secretions as a treatS treat ment It should be possible to o test the soundness of that hat by postmortem post postmortem mortem examinations It may Interest dwellers In n other cities to know that New York Is flood flood- flooded ed with fraudulent gold raining gold mining stocks Everybody is talking about gold and so poor geese that thal usually buys buy re real l estate that they haven't seen and stocks about which they hey know nothing are again offering themselves as a sacrifice b LY tt King I Inc 10 |