Show Uncle Tysons Tyson's Plight Calls for Sympathy Uncle Tyson Is In a pitiful pickle stated Hostetter Smith lie He lieIs HeIs Is ordinarily a n free and u aggressive gressl ar ari guer on any and every subject that happens to Interest erest or Infuriate him but Just now he Is afflicted with asthma so badly that he lie can hardly breathe let alone argue And when he thinks how the accursed plutocrats are rubbing rubbing rub rub- bing bint It in on the rest of us how the I movies les are destro destroying the youth of the theland theland theland land how rotten politics Is or are as os the case ma may be and the tine urgent need for fOl somebody to do something about something and do du O It now he finds himself himself him Ium- self unable to do much more than titan gasp like a freshly caught fish His predicament reminds me of that of a little e nephew of mine to tott tt whom lom larger boys bos fed a quantity of soap and then persuaded him to drink considerable water causing him to froth CroUl at the mouth month like a u geyser erupt erupt- ing Kansas Kansas City Star |